If you had three minutes with Donald Trump, what would you tell him?

Firstly, to get on his good side, I would tell him that he has the most awesome, humongous, strong and magnificent hands I have ever seen on a human being. They are so beautiful they make me tremble with awe.

Then to seal the deal, I would tell him that his campaign surpassed anything known to American politics, that it was a movement, like nothing ever seen in our history, and that his crowds surpassed even the crowds of the Beatles in the sixties.

I should have him eating out of the palm of my hand by that point.

I'm still thinking about what I would say to him. What would you tell him?

a reply to: angeldoll

I would tell him to step down and let a grownup do the job.

a reply to: angeldoll

Do you grab it in the front or the back?

a reply to: angeldoll

I would raise my eye brows... wink.... and say it's yuge.

a reply to: angeldoll

Fractional reserve lending is a guaranteed way to enslave a people.
Private property should not be taxed.
His feelings on a precious metal backed dollar.
Black projects.


DING 3 minutes up

a reply to: Lysergic

Grabbing must be an acquired taste. What do you recommend?

a reply to: angeldoll

Two in the stink, one in the pink.

Govern,and stop campaigning/Stop wasting tax payer dollars on Melania's NY Secrete Service.And the tax payer dollars for his Florida retreats for the past 3 weekends.Dude will be Impeached by by 2018..

"Do you think that Melania would think I'm cute?"

a reply to: Lysergic

(Okay. I think I need one of your free hugs after that. )

~After I said my blip about the campaign, I would then venture to add that his winning was glorious. Absolutely mind-blowing phenomenal. He won fair and square. Nobody can ever take that away from him. He accomplished his favorite thing. Winning. He's the winner. He's the bigly winner.

Then I would suggest that it might be time to stop talking/bragging about the campaign. It was fabulous while it lasted, but it's over. Time to move on.

Do you think he would go for that?

"May the Good Lord be your guiding force, sir."
I would have to see his response before i would say any thing else.
Good question OP!

a reply to: greydaze

You have the president and can ask or tell him anything and you want to say that?

I'd tell him thanks.


Try to get him to sign my propaganda t-shirt.

Then shake his hand and say "Do your worst, take no prisoners."

a reply to: seasonal
Heh,it's the most polite I can think of as of now..I could lay it out,but that would break the TOS...;]

a reply to: greydaze

Seems like an exceptionally rare opertunity to talk to a pres.

a reply to: angeldoll

I would ask him why NASA cuts their feeds every time a UFO appears.

I'm still actually toying with what I might say to him. I might comment on "the wall".

I think I might suggest that the wall should be left up to the border states, since they are the ones most effected by it. If a border state wants a wall, they should build it themselves, with the help of government subsidies.

Maybe. Maybe I would say that.

a reply to: DBCowboy

That's a great one.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: angeldoll

I would ask him why NASA cuts their feeds every time a UFO appears.

It's a wonderful question. But I don't have confidence that DJT has the answer.

originally posted by: angeldoll
If you had three minutes with Donald Trump, what would you tell him?

1) I wouldn't let him touch me.
2) We'd just silently have a cup of tea.
Why silently?
Because there is no way that he is capable of understanding anything that I might say. It would be a waste, and just upset l'Enfant Orange.
So, we'd sip tea and enjoy the garden...