are YOU satanic ?

hey - you knew that this thread wa inevitable - right ?

so simple question - are you satanic ??

please answer ye or no - with no additional input or commentary

the " one line rule " is not relevant a this is a simple yes // no question

i will tabulate the results later - with people who deviate from yes // no answer being labeled " idiot " for polling purposes

i shall start :

no

yes

My mommie says I'm not.

originally posted by: ignorant_ape
hey - you knew that this thread wa inevitable - right ?

so simple question - are you satanic ??

please answer ye or no - with no additional input or commentary

the " one line rule " is not relevant a this is a simple yes // no question

i will tabulate the results later - with people who deviate from yes // no answer being labeled " idiot " for polling purposes

i shall start :

No, but i can be a bit blasphemous. I will say though, i think Crunky is satanic.

a reply to: NwoDedispU

Must be a CIA thing....

No

originally posted by: NwoDedispU
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to the OP

Yes and I even made a thread about it

Just watched this video and I think Im a Satanist

P.s hope my extra bit doesnt put me in the idiot category

No

a reply to: ignorant_ape

are you bored ?

In any case...I dont see how this "thread" will help...

a reply to: IkNOwSTuff

Shhhhh damnit you ruined everything. My life is farked now thanks a freaking lot!

originally posted by: ignorant_ape

so simple question - are you satanic ??

Simple answer - No, I don't believe in God or Satan.

Not so simple answer - I could be considered so. The character of Lucifer always intrigued me when I was in Sunday School and Bible Class, I find myself drawn to Demonic or Satanic imagery and I'm a bit of a metalhead, so clearly I'm the living embodiment of Satan himself, or you'd think so the way some people react, haha...

I hate to break your "one line" rule, but what do you mean by "satanic". Do I dance naked around a fire and throw goat's blood on a pentagram?
No.
[ ....well, not since the last time I went out bar hopping with AugustusMasonicus and DBCowboy, but that's a story for another time .....and if I tell you I have to kill you, so you see the problem here ]

a reply to: DAVID64

Bub, you just did, tell us.

OMG Now you have to kill me!??

a reply to: NwoDedispU

Well, everyone already knows they do that, they just don't know the whole story...so you're safe.

idiot

I do what I want and you can't just ask people for a yes or no answer. It would mean that if you are uneducated on this you could come to dangerous conclusions and I don't know you.
I am first of all an Atheist, I don't believe in the bible, I don't believe in god and therefore I don't believe in the actual existence of Satan.
HOWEVER...

From reading the bible, I learned that I actually totally and utterly am on Satan's side. He is very obviously the unsung and suppressed hero we need. Victim of false propaganda. All he wants is wake humans up to their slavery. He wants us to have knowledge and some pleasure, to ease the burden of life in general.
Contrary to god who just wants to keep everyone as thick as a loaf of bread, prohibit music and trade and anything that would advance us, basically keep us in a state of utter stupidity. Why is anyone's guess.
In the whole bible, Satan killed ~14, whilst god's account stands somewhere over several million!

The biblical Satan is my hero and I have a crush on him, so:

YES I am Satanic! Always have been and always will be.

a reply to: Hecate666

You two should totally procreate.