are YOU satanic ?

a reply to: ignorant_ape

nah...

its like saying "are you spidermanic"

a reply to: Akragon

lmfao.

winner.

a reply to: ignorant_ape

I display certain Satanic tendencies
So yes!

The original Hebrew term satan is a noun from a verb meaning primarily "to obstruct, oppose", as it is found in Numbers 22:22, 1 Samuel 29:4, Psalms 109:6. Ha-Satan is traditionally translated as "the accuser" or "the adversary".

I accuse Jehova as being the demiurge

I ACCUSE You Crunky of satanically possessing my good friend ignorant_ape.

FESS UP - be gone Crunky in the name of our great APE Overlord!
Cornelius is his Holy Name! Charles Heston is my witness

I've been told I am.

I don't believe in the God of Abraham, according to some evangelicals on the internet that makes me satanic.

So yes.

Don't see the big problem with it anyway. Black robes, pentagrams, cool rituals. Seems like a fun night out. Until the cannibalism that is.

I have been told plenty of times I am so I am just going to go with it.

Hail Zazz!!!!!

a reply to: ignorant_ape

Did I win - Am I an idiot? Oh that's right there was no first prize - its a poll - I think I've been Crunkied

Buddhist

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Typical Augustus response - yes or no please - since when did Zazz get beatified?

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

Typical Construction reply, joke goes over his head.

I'm a Satanist if you're some Bible thumper seeking to convert me, to everyone else I'm probably not.

a reply to: ignorant_ape

I'm waiting for the "ATS is Satanic," thread...

But, no...

I try to be as Christian as I can...

Although, I suppose that's considered Satanic nowadays..

originally posted by: NwoDedispU
a reply to: Hecate666

You two should totally procreate.

Took me a while...do you mean with Satan?
My husband might have something to say about it. But in general he'd probably make an exception, considering who we are talking about . All I can think off is that the offspring would be far to honest and straight forward to make it in this world of sneaky, slimy religions.
I mean, look at where his potential dad is right now. Pushed into a corner and called names just for trying to be an open minded, advanced thinking dude.
The 'opposition' plays dirty, anyone trying to topple the oppressors will fail unfortunately because they have the sheeple and the mindless on their side.

a reply to: ignorant_ape

No.

Polls which have only allowed for a yes or no answer are valueless and lack nuance.

a reply to: Akragon

One could argue that we are ALL satanic by the very nature of us being "here".

I'm not going to define *here* or *satanic* for you, instead you'll have to look in your own mirror.

First post under my wing!

Crap.. does Satan have wings?




(forgive me Akragon somehow my reply sent to you not the Ape)

Ye.

originally posted by: ignorant_ape
hey - you knew that this thread wa inevitable - right ?

so simple question - are you satanic ??

please answer ye or no - with no additional input or commentary

the " one line rule " is not relevant a this is a simple yes // no question

i will tabulate the results later - with people who deviate from yes // no answer being labeled " idiot " for polling purposes

i shall start :

Satanic or Satanist?

Those two things aren't always the same.

yes.

duality is the language of consciousness. all things must be able to exist and perish.

Yeah I agree with another poster. You don't learn anything from this thread.

a reply to: SiloconSavior

originally posted by: SiloconSavior
a reply to: Akragon

One could argue that we are ALL satanic by the very nature of us being "here".

Hey sounds interesting.. can you elaborate?

a reply to: ignorant_ape

how about NO