10 questions to get to know you guys better

a reply to: Layaly

1. my phobia
Heights. When I and/or others are standing near edges especially. Being in an airplane doesn't bother me though.

2. I am a freak because
If I could choose the way I die it would be falling from an extreme height.

3. I am awesome because
Depends who thinks I'm awesome and why.

4. what image comes to your mind
Sharks.

5. people hate me because
Depends who hates me and why.

6. right now I want to
Have sex. But in lieu of not having that option, drink a couple beers.

7. if I could I would
Move.

8. what irritates you
People who chew food with their mouth open.

9. you are a sucker for
Other people who love sharks. And puppy love.

10. I can't believe...
In God.

a reply to: Layaly

1. my phobia- Viscous liquids moving- lava, custard, mud, sand anything. I blame the awful seen in Never ending story with the horse and the mud. Getting upset just typing this.

2. I am a freak because I am 5'10 with no fear of wearing 4 inch heels

3. I am awesome because of my laugh

4. what image comes to your mind the poor horse stuck in the mud in Never ending story

5. people hate me because I am always sympathetic and patient

6. right now I want to eat my breakfast I have in the oven

7. if I could I would pamper myself more with visits to the beautician

8. what irritates you overly dramatic and idiotic responses

9. you are a sucker for dogs

10. I can't believe I went to a body combat class at 8.30am this morning and loved it!

a reply to: Layaly

1. my phobia
Rejection.

2. I am a freak because
I like to be bitten.

3. I am awesome because
I'm down for being bitten.

4. what image comes to your mind
Scars.

5. people hate me because
Idgaf.

6. right now I want to
Eat tuna casserole.

7. if I could I would
Make tuna casserole.

8. what irritates you
Pop music.

9. you are a sucker for
Other people who love sharks. And puppy love.

10. I can't believe...
There are people who don't think about sharks.

1. my phobia
Insect legs.

2. I am a freak because
I dip PB&J in milk.

3. I am awesome because
I like sharks.

4. what image comes to your mind
Johnny Cash.

5. people hate me because
They are haters.

6. right now I want to
Use the restroom.

7. if I could I would
Always remember things so I never have to study.

8. what irritates you
Dreaming I'm working, before I wake up for work.

9. you are a sucker for
I admit it... I'm one of the few who loves Christmas carols.

10. I can't believe...
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

1. my phobia
Dying alone.

2. I am a freak because
I root for the villains.

3. I am awesome because
I'll watch a documentary about anything.

4. what image comes to your mind
Joe Rogan doing a podcast.

5. people hate me because
I turned down an audition for Fear Factor.

6. right now I want to
Shrug off all responsibility.

7. if I could I would
Shrug off all responsibility.

8. what irritates you
The family cat. Her natural death can't come soon enough.

9. you are a sucker for
The ocean.

10. I can't believe...
King of the Hill was cancelled.

1. my phobia
Going deaf

2. I am a freak because
I fantasize about living in the medieval ages.

3. I am awesome because
I watch M*A*S*H* without the laugh track.

4. what image comes to your mind
Old school deep sea divers. With the helmet and hose.

5. people hate me because
I stole their stuff in video games.

6. right now I want to
Go to bed.

7. if I could I would
Sleep forever, dreaming. Or never sleep but feel refreshed.

8. what irritates you
People who take forever to get to the point.

9. you are a sucker for
Open communication and honesty.

10. I can't believe...
That anyone considers Black Sabbath without Ozzy, Black Sabbath.

a reply to: Layaly

Fun thread.


Phobia - none now, but previously diagnosed with agoraphobia

I am a freak because...______________ I don't know, does bondage make one a freak?

I am awesome because I can learn foreign languages easily and can argue any side of a debate.

Image that comes to mind ...none right now, terribly sleepy - although for some reason a kitten just popped into my head - it's gray, with black stripes and playing with a pink ball of yarn

people hate me b/c - I speak the rude truth and care little if people feel offended

If I could I would have smoked less pot during my hs years and paid more attention in my algebra 2 class

what irritates me? people talking with authority about subjects they have no clue about/not being open to mulitiple possibilities

I'm a sucker for ....pasta and eating a ton of pork giniling in one sitting

I can't believe...that it's this hard to think of replies to this thread.

originally posted by: Layaly
hello

I thought why not

here are some questions that might help us to get to know eachother better

I saw there are so many new members and I have lurked a while and still after all this time I hardly know any of you better

I hope this opening post is long enough moderators if not I can expand if necessary

the
questions are just random ..

i love to lick me some salt from the mountain rock

1. my phobia
2. I am a freak because
3. I am awesome because
4. what image comes to your mind
5. people hate me because
6. right now I want to
7. if I could I would
8. what irritates you
9. you are a sucker for
10. I can't believe...

My phobia: Being burnt to death
I am freak because: I laugh at stuff that's not meant to be funny.
I am awesome because: I'm genuinely kind, gentle loyal and loving.
What image comes to your mind: A pancreas made of glass.
People hate me: Because most people like me.
Right now I want to: Go to sleep, and polish my bronze petition.
If I could I would: toe punt myself in the forehead.
What irritates you: Teenagers on mopeds, teenagers that have dogs (staffies) to enhance their 'supposed' macho images. Flags, and Trumps hair.
You are a sucker for: reading/listening/believing any main stream media. And don't lie, you've been doing it for years
I can't believe: It's not butter. No, that obvious. I can't believe we are so dumb. I mean most of our race. All we do is destroy each other And the world/environment that keeps us alive. Animals are going extinct because we don't give a fcuk. Humans are pretty scummy

a reply to: OpenEars123

I love ur uncle frank’s piece i’ve send u a pm thx 4 adding me

1. my phobia
Trypophobia
Honeycomb is the worst, it is seriously disgusting to look at and makes me uncomfortable.

2. I am a freak because
Heavily tattooed female, I don't consider it freakish but others sometimes do. They'll let you kow real quick too, that they don't like your tattoos. Just today while shopping, one of the guys that works at a store let me know he thought I had too many tattoos. Lol.

3. I am awesome because
I march to the beat of my own drum.

4. what image comes to your mind
Cats.

5. people hate me because
Lots of different reasons.

6. right now I want to
Read a good book while snuggling with my cats and a good cup of coffee.

7. if I could I would
Travel the world, see the Pyramids, relax on a tropical beach, explore old castles...

8. what irritates you
Lazy people.

9. you are a sucker for
Cats

10. I can't believe...
The Winds Of Winter won't be released before the next Season of Game Of Thrones.

a reply to: Jennyfrenzy

oh god I am so glad you replied
Today I had to take a picture of your avatar I send it to my best friend it the notes are hilarious and I came back to see your post ah that made my day thank you.. I love tats ok I have to ask are they tattoos of cats? I have my shoulder done hid it from my family for months ..

does this freak you out ?? honeycomb lungs .. mmm

a reply to: Layaly

Your avatar is petty awesome, Lol. Almost changed mine yesterday too. There is 1 tattoo of a cat, it's something my husband drew on the fly. He tattooed my little kitty and then had one of the other tattooers at his shop tattoo his. We have 4 matching tattoos, I think. That's the only tattoo of a cat I have. There is a memorial piece for our first cat, those are the only cat related tattoos. There is an alien UFO abduction piece, it's pretty hilarious!

Got my first one at 18 and upon coming home that night, I woke up my parents and showed them, lol. They said no more, yeah right. When my dad first saw that I was becoming heavily tattooed (my arms) he looked disappointed. My mom loves them, or so she says. Doesn't matter though, it's my body.

Was your family upset? How did it go when they found out?

The image isn't bad, it's perfect circles or something with evenly spaced holes, like honeycomb, lotus roots etc. Skin grafts are pretty horrible too. During bathime at around age 5, the soap I was using had all these evenly spaced out holes in it. I sat there staring at it for quite awhile and asked my mom why it looked like that. She didn't know, but I'll admit, I still wonder about that bar of soap to this day. It's gross!!! Lol

Happy Caturday

a reply to: Layaly

1. my phobia ---------------------------I will drown one day. That will be what kills me. The ocean is my future tomb. LOL
2. I am a freak because --------------I like weird people
3. I am awesome because -----------I am weird
4. what image comes to your mind -------------ancient temples and long forgotten masters. LOL
5. people hate me because ----------They are scared and in pain.
6. right now I want to ----------------have sex
7. if I could I would -------------------have sex
8. what irritates you -----------------wanting sex and not being able to get it. Also, most modern mentalities.
9. you are a sucker for --------------sci fi
10. I can't believe... in reptile aliens.

a reply to: Layaly

1. my phobia
Being out in public. *hides in my home-cave*

2. I am a freak because
I am nearing 30 and still live in the dream-world I created when I was 10.

3. I am awesome because
I have made it this long with an intact imagination!

4. what image comes to your mind
Cartoon elephants. (It's not my fault! I have a child!)

5. people hate me because
I learnt how to put myself first and say "no." to them, therefore I am no longer worthy.

6. right now I want to
Play Diablo 3! But... butbut... I need to wait for my partner.

7. if I could I would
Play Diablo without him! Muahahaha! .... And eat chocolate.

8. what irritates you
Most of my pet-peeves can be thrown into a sentence with the word "People" scattered throughout.

9. you are a sucker for
Kitty cats!! Loveable little furballs!

10. I can't believe...
That my son woke me up just so he could play in his room and not even be out here with me. I could still be in bed!

a reply to: Jennyfrenzy

F*** I luv you LoLo .. I laughed so hard thank you for the reply..

my folks were only pissed because I didn't ask for permission (at 28y!) my step dad made a scene I showed them in public it didn't work .. he started screaming how could I do this to my mother) but they like them


a reply to: tadaman

You know actually one of my other phobia is the guy in ur avatar I really don't know why
you are all semi frisky people


a reply to: kaelci

I never said thank you for writing to me about my parents.. I had to make up a web of lies to keep them away.. fake legal documents and so on and so on .. The lie kept me away from them and we are on good terms at this point.. it really meant the world that you and others care.. I don't want to talk because I am scared of something going wrong and it's only very short term excuse god see still can't shut my lips about it.. but all the replies came at a perfect point.. you wrote to me just before I had to tell them I am cancelling my flight to come and visit them (it would have been just ugly) but it gave me the courage to just say no.. It sound so stupid silly but it's not so honestly thank you

love all the replies .. ok this is actually what my mum send me yesterday she couldn't stop laughing I just throw it in here .. it's semi rude so apologies if this is offensive to anyone reading




We had "parent sex" yesterday.

You know what parent sex is,
it's that 3.5 minutes you get in between
changing nappies and making food,

where you notice that all of your kids are pretty distracted,

Where you realise it's been almost a month since you banged
and are starting to feel like flat mates,

Where your husbands seduction consists of
one finger pointing towards the bedroom
and the other hand on his ****,

Where you position the bed to have one foot against the door
because for a loud bunch of kids,
yours can be pretty quiet when they're sneaking up on people,

Where no matter how hot it is you chuck the doona on top of yourselves
in case someone manages to barge through
and catch mummy and daddy doing "yoga" in bed,

It's a pretty romantic scene really,
listening to Iggle Piggle in the back ground,
knowing your days are numbered when you here the add break.

Men are amazing and impressive creatures,
by sheer determination,
it's inspiring how one can manage to "finish" under such circumstances,
us women, aren't always so easy.

All the while gleefully thinking about how much of a sex goddess,
vixen you are and how your fella
is finally going to stop being an arse for at least a whole day.

Well mine was pretty impressed,
even if I just lied there, saggy boobs, baby belly pouch,
hairy minge and all, he still thinks I'm amazing.



I like it I guess I am a sucker for real home love too

originally posted by: Layaly


Hey Layaly!
I'm literally rofl at the "parent sex" story! Now I want to play too!

1. my phobia: Spiders. I firmly believe they are evil.
2. I am a freak because: I'm a big sci-fi nerd.
3. I am awesome because: I'm kind to everything with a heartbeat.
4. what image comes to your mind: My ferret.
5. people hate me because: I'm not as stupid as I look.
6. right now I want to: Find out that I won the lottery.
7. if I could I would: Give money to all the people I know that need it.
8. what irritates you: Greed and haters.
9. you are a sucker for: Ferrets.
10. I can't believe...How much trauma I've survived.

Thank you, that was a fun read!!
jacygirl

a reply to: jacygirl

aw god finally we speak .. ok the ferret I would never guess ok this is why I am a freak

I was obsess reading your posts in the acronym game thread .. You are hilarious .. I loved them !! all of them !! so much !! I read pages and pages couldn't stop till like 7am at some point .. I loved the dragon and the dragon girl theme too it was actually pretty looking at all the avatars combined when you were around.. then I read you are picking up your children and then you disappeared for sooo long (I am almost 99% sure that happened but it's been a while so sorry if that's not really true) I never got to say hello so glad u wrote

originally posted by: Layaly
hello

I thought why not

1. my phobia-imposterfakers
2. I am a freak because-I enjoy the company of a female
3. I am awesome because-because of question 2
4. what image comes to your mind-AN benevolent Star-ship fleet
5. people hate me because-what comes to my mind
6. right now I want to-have global disclosure in mass, but many are not ready so I accept individual encounters
7. if I could I would-end ALL* global wars & poverty by making a global force that basically ends poverty and 3rd world standards abroad BY NOT BEING DRIVEN BY FAKE INTENTIONS. With hopes it helps mature the species of mankind in preparation of becoming a higher level type 0.5 -1 civilization
8. what irritates you-imposterfakers
9. you are a sucker for-LOVE (sometimes)
10. I can't believe... I just shared some personal info on a Conspiracy theory site

a reply to: Layaly

I'm glad that it's all working out! Stay strong!

a reply to: Layaly

Aww Layaly...I've been reading your stuff too, and love your sense of humour!
So glad I made you laugh! I just loved the banter and supremely funny answers in the 'acronym game' thread. (In fact, I missed it so much that I just dug it out of the archives and started playing again.)

You're right, I did leave for a while. Real life got...real...and I had to deal with it.
But I've decided that I need this place, and all the wonderful people here...so now it's a priority for me to make the time to be here. It's good for my soul.

*squishy hugs* for you!!
jacy