You're the only man/woman left on earth with the other gender - what would you miss most?

It's a heterosexual scream-dream: I wish I was the only man left on earth with all the women!
To some it's an afterlife promise, to others it's gender segregation here and now.

But let's be honest.
It's one thing boasting to your buddies.
But would life really be fun as the only male on earth?

What would you miss most about your own gender, or find eventually torturous about the other without others of your kind?
It could be anything from team-sport to companionship.
Or maybe it's nothing.

To me it's everything.
I'd rather not go on existing.

I'd miss Premier League Football.

ChickFlick only Movies would be pretty torturous.



Other than that, sign me up.

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs

At least, there is a ton of old movies with men... lol I never thought I'd say that

If I was the only man in a world full of women I think I would miss peace and quite the most.


Edit;
I guess I would also miss sitting on the couch because I would never get to do that again .

a reply to: halfoldman


Wait... the only man left with 5 billion + women?
I'd miss my noise canceling head phones and music!

This could work both ways.. but I'm male.



Oh oh oh! And first crack at the bathroom in the morning!


Edit... not sure if it's the end of the world doom pron, or just all men but me ascended to the heavens?

Peace and quiet?

Just kidding ladies.

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs
Football - Yeah.
Boys On The Side - Ughh
Thelma and Louise - Score.

a reply to: halfoldman

Actually, now you mention it, Bridesmaids was funny.

& The Heat.


If every film was a comedy with Melissa McCarthey & Sandra Bullock I'd actually deal pretty well with all you penis' out the picture.

originally posted by: CharlieSpeirs
a reply to: halfoldman

Actually, now you mention it, Bridesmaids was funny.

& The Heat.


If every film was a comedy with Melissa McCarthey & Sandra Bullock I'd actually deal pretty well with all you penis' out the picture.

Sure! As I'm sure Ghstbusters 3 will be too.

Football? You guys haven't heard of the Lingerie Football League?

originally posted by: intrepid
Football? You guys haven't heard of the Lingerie Football League?

Never seen it... but since I'm the only guy left. I'm sure I'll see lots of it.
Movies will be different...
Can you imagine an all female cast in the movie, Blazing Saddles? The camp fire scene would be amazing!

Getting in my buddy's truck, and he's covered in sawdust and wood-chips.
Almost having a panic-attack, because there's no back-window, and miscellaneous defects on his vehicle.

But then he hands me a beer, and he has one, and just relaxing.
Drive to the worst area of town to drop off workers.

Drive through a police control and it all doesn't bother me.

I would go to the ends of the earth with him.

Get to his house and the wife is ...
"What took you so long???"

I wished we were back in his truck.

a reply to: Bigburgh

Wait until they make The Godmother.

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs
LMAOROF!

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: intrepid
Football? You guys haven't heard of the Lingerie Football League?

Never seen it... but since I'm the only guy left. I'm sure I'll see lots of it.
Movies will be different...
Can you imagine an all female cast in the movie, Blazing Saddles? The camp fire scene would be amazing!

OMG! Amy Schumer in Slim Pickin's part would be awesome. Oh, Amy Schumer would be goddess.

If i was the only one left with only Women.. i would miss my own Gender... i don't think this is quite the Homosexual Dream, though it would be like a constant Kiki, Makeovers, Fashion etc

a reply to: intrepid

OK but Melissa McCarthy gets the part of Mongo. Ellen DeGeneres as the Sheriff

Edit.. but on a very real note. I would miss my dad. And watching his favorite ( and mine thanks to him ) Doctor Strangelove.

originally posted by: Bigburgh
a reply to: intrepid

OK but Melissa McCarthy gets the part of Mongo.

Cool.

Ellen DeGeneres as the Sheriff

Nah, Aisha Tyler.

a reply to: intrepid

Aisha Taylor.... nice

Being gay.

The responsibility for the continuation of the human race would fall on my shoulders and I'd have to things that the very thought of make me shudder to ensure we did not become extinct