I’m not sure why this is in the “Rant” section, I simply want to offer a few mild friendly suggestions. Just a little mild guidance to all of
the people of the world to help promote the sweet, kindly, enlightened interaction among our fellow beings which we all desire so earnestly.
Friendly communication, gentility, and mutual support is my goal ..... What’s that? SkepticOverlord? He what? Me? In charge of everything?
Really? And copies to the White House, Tehran, and the UN? Nahhh, he wouldn't do that. Super Moderator status, too? And all the cookies and bacon
I can eat? Permanent?
OK, you slime balls that call yourselves human, you walking piles of maggot infested, six-month old lizard meat. Listen up! I’m talkin’ to you
too, Mr. President, and the Chief Imam, the rest of the dictators running around with Super large, family size, weapons, when they don’t have the
brains to get a license to drive a Big Wheels. If it applies to you
, you’re in there, too. You deceiving, treacherous, faithless,
dishonorable beings who come from a plane where the vibrational rate is roughly equivalent to a “marital aid” with a dead battery.
You mutated amoeba who can only absorb and consume, and you can’t even think about that, you just swallow whatever pile of fish guts, rusty nails,
factory waste, and Lady Gaga nail polish that you can reach. Remember E, the amoeba that tried to think about moving left or right? The one who
exploded from the strain? That taught you, didn't it. I remember when Congressman Weiner took a picture of one of your brains, put in on E-Bay, and
it sold for $100 as an electron microscope sample.
And you worms that don’t have weapons, you sure seem to shoot your mouth off a lot. Where do you get the ammo? It’s not coming out of your empty
heads, there’s only room in there for three rounds, and it’s still a tight fit. If your brains were silk, you’d have trouble finding the
material for a butterfly’s diaper.
So, new rules for humanity. When everybody tells you that you've got no idea what you’re talking about and they offer statistics, analysis, and
logic, go away until you do
have some idea what you’re talking about.
If you can’t explain it in common English in 15 minutes, you have no idea what you’re talking about. (See above)
If some one disagrees with you or say they can’t believe what you’re saying, don’t go whining about insults, suck it up, try to act like a human
(if that’s possible for you). Either prove your point (or at least give a respectable argument), or you have no idea what your talking about and
you’re deflecting. (See above)
If some one provides a serious detailed argument and an “Oh, by the way” sentence, attacking that sentence shows, you know, (See above)
As hard as it is for some microscopic minds to grasp, the person you’re talking to is as important as you are, and knows a ton of things you
don’t. Start insulting people, and (See above).
If you read a headline, or a paragraph or two, and immediately say, “This person is not just wrong, he’s an idiot, I’ll show him” You’re
looking for a fight, not a discussion and cannot be a useful participant, (See above)
People screw up, it happens. Get over it, little fairy princess. If they apologize, move on. If you make the mess, clean it up and apologize;
conversation is for humans, not spoiled brats who have had their candy taken away.
Nobody wants to hear “Well, that was bad, but everybody is equally wrong.” You’re a human (supposedly). Humans were given brains and reason so
they could make judgments about good and evil. If you were shorted in the brains and reason department, shut up, go away until you’re better. (See
Learn the blankety-blank difference between “Proof and evidence.” Go watch a crime show if you need a refresher. Don’t come back until you've
got it down. Yep, you don’t know what you’re talking about. (See above)
Open your sorry excuses for heads to new information and thinking. If you don’t it will stagnate, get moldy, and rot, which explains the
“thinking” of much of humanity. You don’t do well with a skull full of six-month old yogurt.
Freemen or sovereign citizens will not succeed at avoiding taxes or court procedures because they spell their names with a colon in the middle. It
will not work. Stop pretending it will. If you want to find a use for that colon, you can stick your head. . ., well never mind.
If you make an absolutely astonishing statement, be prepared to back it up, or you’re just passing gas in the swimming pool, which proves what kind
of jerk you are, and spoils it for everybody else. If you think it’s funny, go away until you grow up (See above)
If you say “The members of group X, are foul human beings,” ninety-nine times out of a hundred you’d better (See above).
If you say “The members of my group are all good, if they’re caught blowing up an old ladies’ bingo game, it must be a government plot, or a
media lie, or a mis-translation, or the CIA did it,” (See above)
What?? SkepticOverlord, again? What the blank does he want? I’m busy, I’m on a roll. He does, does he? Well, will see about that. What? Let
him try. Pelosi and
Reid? Cross-dressing? A duet? “Tiptoe Though the Tulips?” But doesn't that violate some rule of warfare? More?
Bombing? He can’t do that. Organic, free trade Arugula in 500 pound bales? Ah ^*^&*. And bound copies of the Obamacare law with flaming electric
cars? $%^#%^& I know when I’m beat. SkepticOverlord, you can have your site back.
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