posted on Nov, 14 2013 @ 06:49 PM
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
A. 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen, "We
are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. How long did Cain hate his brother?
A. As long as he was Abel!
Q. After the flood, how many people left the ark ahead of Noah?
A. 3 because the Bible says that Noah went forth out of the ark.
Q. Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible?
A. When Adam and Eve needed more coverage.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David, he rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. Why did Paul tell Timothy to take just a little wine for the sake of
A. Because it was Paul's bottle.
Q. Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Who was known as a Mathematician in the Bible?
A. Moses, he wrote the book of Numbers.
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A. Because Job 16:12, 14, 16 says, "I had come to be at ease, but he
proceeded to shake me up: and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and
proceeded to smash me."
Q. Will there be dogs in the new system?
A. No, 2 Peter 3:14 tells us that we will be without spot.
Q. Who was the straightest man in the bible?
A. Joseph, because the Pharaoh made him a ruler.
Q. Which is the first instance of tennis playing in the Bible?
A. Moses served in the courts of Pharaoh
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter; she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out
a little prophet.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?