NoKo scientists might have found an ancient unicorn lair.

Ok folks. Sometimes I have to wonder why we need to take these guys seriously at all. It's almost sad that we have to threaten these guys to the brink of destruction when they stomp their feet and hold their breath.

Breaking news out of North Korea today: The government's official news agency has reported that archaeologists have discovered a unicorn lair belonging to King Tongmyong, the founder of the ancient Korean kingdom of Koguryo. The one-horned hideout, which the "scientists" say dates back to A.D. 1392, was "a relief palace for King Tongmyong [and] the lair of his unicorn." The site, located just 220 yards from a temple in Pyongyang, was marked with a rock that said "Unicorn Lair." Aaaaand here's where we get skeptical. A clearly labeled unicorn cave that goes unnoticed for more than 600 years?

Following some links from an op here found me to this.

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reply to post by BlastedCaddy


Why would they believe they found a unicorn lair? Did they find a fossil of a unicorn or something they aren't disclosing in this article?

How are these wackos so freaking wacko? I think they just LOVE to be in the news for any stupid reason at all....They feel too little without people discussing them, for good reasons (rare) or not (common)!

This was posted back in November 2012 here: www.abovetopsecret.com...

If they actually have proof of this, I say we remove all sanctions.

reply to post by LeatherNLace


Ya know, I thought so. Yes, I did use the search function.

Mods you know what to do.

They found Charlie?

Unicorns are for gangsters. They should fit right in with North Korea.