posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 06:22 AM
Originally posted by Goldcurrent
reply to post by vServo
It was sawdust not sand.
Yup. Mickey D's, Taco Bell, etc. feed us sawdust. It's to keep the meats integrity don't you know?
>hey think about it... it did... it kept our beef pure! beef power!
sure maybe the europeans get a cornucopia of livestock per pound of meat, but at least our beef is 100%.
anyway so, maybe this meeting happened:
"so we have to reduce beef costs. American division you have three options: utilize the recently approved for slaughter horse stock in your "beef",
but as we see on MSM americans are in an uproar over it.. or use genetically modified tree pulp... or take whats in the box Hiro-san is bringing down
the aisle right now! Whats it going to be, Weaver?"
"uhmm.... we'll take the box... no.. the sawdust, the sawdust!"
"ok sawdust it is! OK european division whats it gonna be? Horse or the box?"
"The box! THE BOOXXXX!!!"
"and what is in the box? Thats right!! 72 different animal species... we think, who knows Ted's been missing for the last three weeks..."