Alien Jesus and what I think had happened

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posted on Mar, 9 2013 @ 09:59 AM
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Originally posted by Bacardi
reply to post by TheLieWeLive
 


Woah. He might be a vampire! They did try to stab him in the heart with a wooden stick!

Interesting theory. Do you think on the next Walking Dead Jesus will be a walker?


I don't think Jesus is allowed in the state of Georgia because of the many DUI's he got there. To much turning water into wine I guess. So I don't think he'll be allowed on the walking dead sets. Unless that was Jesus of Costa Rica and not Jesus of Nazereth. I often confuse the two.

I think you're on to something with the Spear of Destiny and Jesus being a vamp. I've already established he's a banker. There is a link. Bankers can also be blood suckers. Hmmm...this merits further study.




posted on Mar, 9 2013 @ 10:17 AM
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Woah. So he not only turns water into whine but then whine back into water and then water back into whine?

Jesus Christ, I want Jesus Christ as my drinking buddy.



posted on Mar, 9 2013 @ 10:35 AM
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Be careful because once water is started being made into wine people will start to gather. That's when almost always an orgy happens.
If you think getting stabbed with a wooden stake is bad then just wait.



posted on Mar, 9 2013 @ 12:46 PM
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in an upcoming thread, could you explain this to us...

seems like its right up your alley.

edit on 9-3-2013 by tinhattribunal because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 9 2013 @ 06:22 PM
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Nuff said.



posted on Mar, 9 2013 @ 06:31 PM
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Why do you even care? What "happened" when it happened? If you are afraid of something, just tell us please.



posted on Apr, 13 2013 @ 06:12 AM
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How do you post





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