posted on Mar, 9 2013 @ 07:45 AM
It happened more like this ...
Jeus was crucified and spent 3 days 'HIDDEN' in his tomb and also spent 3 days in Hell preaching to lost souls ... in the 20th Century!
He did go to hell ... that was 1947 USA Roswell [yes he did sorta get lost at Mars along the way ... he is colour blind you know
treating all sinners the same ] ... and he collided with a Zeta Reticulan Gray alien spacecraft that was monitoring a USAF Mogul Balloon and all 3
crashed into each other!
All 3 crashed and all 3 were recovered!
The USAF was like ...
OMFG! Jesus Christ! OUR MOGUL BALLOON! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
And then they were like ...
OMFG! Jesus Christ! ALIENS! Whoaaaaah!
And finally there were like ...
OMFG! Jesus Christ! It's Jesus Christ!
Then it played out exactly as you detailed!
Personal Disclosure: BTW ... The chupacubra was a lie!
Bigfoot BVM told me so!
It was really Jesus's cat ... who he calls Satan!
Sorry to haarp on about that ^^^ but once you have the facts you must then distort them as you please ... Phages signature tells me so! :w: