Hello my name is Bacardi and I am an alcoholic

Oh, wrong group. Habit.

Did you ever wake up in some yard with kids poking you with a stick asking you "hey mr., are you dead"? Yeah, me either.

So why am I here? Creating this thread or on this website in general? It seems I don't have 20 posts to create a "normal" thread so I'm making this one. As to why I'm here in general, well, what else does one do drunk at 6 am? Jokes aside, there is something very wrong with the good ol' US and A... so let's talk about it then (as the Brits would say) init?

Speaking of Brits, do those lots remember what they did to us? Bah, who cares, but still, you Brits need to chill with your tea intake. I'd wager it's the reason for your bad teeth init?

Well ATS, have at me. God, guns and glory... not so much God unless we're talking just strictly God because religion and all that, yea, not so much. I wonder, in 2000 years, will they find a dr. sues book and claim it to be the word of God? Okay, how many people have I pissed off so far lol?

It probably says something about my current state of mind but your post made some kind of sense. I will state that it's 9:46pm on a Friday night here so it's more socially acceptable to be in the state I am.

Anything you want to ask a fair dinkum aussie?

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Yes!

How can I adopt a kangaroo and put a diaper on it?

zonetripper, this is the 3rd thread we've met in tonight/today!

Originally posted by Bacardi
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Yes!

How can I adopt a kangaroo and put a diaper on it?

Damn good question. Alas I don't believe there is a way to adopt a kangaroo. You could attempt to put a diaper on a wild one but I'd put my money on the kangaroo.

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I see. You did give me an open ended genie like question kinda like asking me to have 3 wishes so I just went with the kangaroo question.

Ah well, cheers as it is. Drink up to 6 am like me!

Ahahaha I thought that said zombie stripper. Come to think of it, I should seriously consider opening a strip club with zombies...

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Well look at that, we must think alike or something.
My name is also Aaron seriously

Originally posted by Bacardi
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I see. You did give me an open ended genie like question kinda like asking me to have 3 wishes so I just went with the kangaroo question.

I will try to answer, to the best of my abilities, any other important questions you may have.

Ah well, cheers as it is. Drink up to 6 am like me!

That's a whole 8 hours away. I don't like my chances....

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Please to meet you Johnny Cakes

Originally posted by Bacardi
Come to think of it, I should seriously consider opening a strip club with zombies...

See ideas are all well and good but were do you propose to find zombie strippers?

Originally posted by zonetripper2065
My name is also Aaron

seriously

Wowsers! We got some twilight zone s**t going on here!

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Have you ever been to Detroit?

hello from a semi-alcoholic brit. with questionable teeth.

Originally posted by Bacardi
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Have you ever been to Detroit?

No. Unfortunately I've never been outside of Australia. Soon though.....it will be mine....oh yes it will be mine

Originally posted by RoScoLaz
hello from a semi-alcoholic brit. with questionable teeth.

edit on 1/3/13 by RoScoLaz because: (no reason given)

Semi? Sounds like someone is in denial

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ha ha very probably.

Looks like he made his 20 and bailed! I'm terribly disappointed!

I'm going to disagree with everything he posts from now on. Well while I remember anyway .....

Originally posted by aaron2209 Well while I remember anyway .....

story of my life. memory like a cattle grid.