Beezzer's End of the World Journal

Anarchy reached us just 27 minutes ago. Everything went to hell.

I've killed so many to survive. Too many. But it was for resources! I mean, I guess we could have shared or something, but I have my life to think about!

And the hoards of Zombies. I hate those.

He hasn't posted for a while. My oh my...is he..is he alright?
Maybe Niburu got him?

Date : December 21srt, 2012. Times - 12:300am ish.

No idea why it is dark outside. Ive never seen it dark outside around this time. Seems to be a bunch of little tiny lights in the sky, never seen them before. I would google them, but the internet has been shut down. Very thirsty. Water isnt running anymore. 18 months of food stockpiling has been consumed within the past hour.

Just one stockpile of goods left. Only have a stockpile of Capt. Morgans rum left, along with....
Svedka Vodka
Stolichnya Vodka
Absolut Vodka
Nue Vodka
Polar Ice Vodka
Russian Standard Vodka
Viking Fjord Vodka
Grey Goose Vodka
Kettle One Vodka
Van Gogh Vodka
Belvedere Vodka
Three Olives Vodka
Sobeski Vodka
Luksusowa Vodka
Fris Vodka
Reyka Vodka
And a 6 pack of Shiner

Not sure how long that stockpile will last. My guess is only a few more hours.

The last textt message (from an Aussie friend) I got before my phone turned into a terminator was of the horror going on in Australia.



The worst has happened. Ive said it all the time - Godzilla is real. Trust me, Ive seen his movies.

www.youtube.com... King Crimson Epitaph

Jamiraquai Don't be a hater www.youtube.com...


Let the day begin.

Man...without a Beezzer I don't know what my end of the world would look like...and after the first page of this thread I got a taste....very very gloomy thankfully a wrabbit I knew showed up...but still it wasn't enough....

Its never enough!

Whats happening now...did I miss the end of it all, or witness the beggining of the END?
I don't know, but completely intend to post tomorrow so all can see!

C

X

Originally posted by gwynnhwyfar
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Beezzer... Beezzer... Come in Beezzer.....?

Perhaps he has succumbed.

Oh noes! Not the ... Succubus !!

( or maybe that captains log fell on him ? They can be quite heavy you know.)

It's been 14 hours since I started this journal.
14 long hours where I have seen the best of humanity and the worst (I watched a rerun of The View.)

The food is gone.

The booze is gone.

The nearest ATM is *gasp* almost two blocks away. And. . . and the liquor store is in the other direction.

I'm not sure if I can make it.

Will try to get bacon, I'm. . . I'm. . . I'm. . . out.

Hopefully not my last entry. . . .

Date :- December 21st 22012. Time - liek 10 minets or 2 hours from last of mine.

Reality is blurring. Vodka stash near empty. Alcoholisness is intensvifying. Not sure how much loinger able to hold out.

Dog help us lla!!!!!!1111112

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Glad to hear your hangin' in there, fighting the good fight.

I heard somewhere that there are these "special raisins" you can acquire, which may (or may not) -
afford you some sustenance in these darkest of ... slightly overcast and balmy evenings.

Originally posted by TsukiLunar
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You're a sick little puppy!

P

and the apocalypse doesnt even begin until the 22nd

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Everyone goes through this atleast once in their life....

4th time for me tonight

Remember to wear clean underware, you wouldn't the end of the world to catch you with old underwear on now would you?

BTW, have the all the dolphins left yet? Oh, and always keep your towel with you!

12/21/2012 6:41 am

No other cars on the road this morning. It looks deserted. Dawn is beginning to break, but what devastation will the light show us? Doing my best to muster on...

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Beezzer please tell me you're okay and have acquired bacon!

Beezzer?

BEEZZER!!!!!

OMG! What if he couldn't get bacon? Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!

7:12 am - I have encountered a small group of survivors! We are trying to decide what to do next. Also noted a few feral cats in the streets.

Star Date December 21st, 1540 hrs, 2012

The darkness that has eclipsed the earth has dimmed my soul as well.

Oh sure, I found bacon.

But it was turkey bacon.

God mocks me in my survival.

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Turkey Bacon?
NOOOoooooooo..........

Originally posted by beezzer
Star Date December 21st, 1540 hrs, 2012

The darkness that has eclipsed the earth has dimmed my soul as well.

Oh sure, I found bacon.

But it was turkey bacon.

God mocks me in my survival.

The world may have almost ended...but my laughter echos better than ever before!!!!!!!!