Beezzer's End of the World Journal

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posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 04:03 PM
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Thank you Beezzer for this. I've had a bad 2 days and every single post you have made has made me laugh. So thank you and I really do hope you survive!




posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 04:20 PM
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Star Date; 45 minutes until Doomsday. Finally.

Some shrink once said that the 5 stages of grief were
Hornyness
Drunkeness
Fish Tacos
Confusion

But I'm no shrink so I'll just tell you like it is. It's the wild west here now. Except there's no horse poo in the streets.

And I'm still learning how to spit.

I've sunken into despair, I've found refuge in the bottom of a bottle of scotch. The booze has comforted me in this dark time.

It also makes my singing voice really freaking awesome.

Perhaps I'll have something to sing about on the 21st.

Perhaps I won't.

But I will still use jazz-hands, regardless.

This is the journal of beezzer. Apocalyptic survivor.



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 04:57 PM
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Now that is some funny poop. Keep up the good work.............it is good to laugh.



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 05:18 PM
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It's now doom-agheddon.

The four horsemen of the rodeo apocalypse.

The Quenton Tarentino ninja-biker-samari end of the freaking world!

I've boarded up the windows.
(and got a splinter. They hurt!)

And a loofah sponge.
(Bed Bath & Beyond were having a sale don't judge me) But I couldn't face the end of the world with dry and flaky skin.

I shout out a warrior yell whenever I see someone.
(actually, it's more like a 12 year old girl screaming when she see's Justin Beiber or a spider or a Beiber-Spider)



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 06:44 PM
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I think i lost brain cells by reading this thread.



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 06:56 PM
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All I found was cindy lou who trying to loot my can of cambels soup



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 07:42 PM
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Thank God there is someone left in the world to communicate with, I was sinking into madness with all the deafening quite. My wife has been in the basement for what seems like an eternity doing laundry. I have not been out into the scary new world as fear of marauding gangs keeps me indoors. I feel with all the chaos, that I should just rip into the Christmas gifts however my wife is in denial of the impending doom and said she would kick my @ss.
I guess I will sit here clutching my gun until day light comes...if it does come again. A pedicure does sound nice...God have mercy on us few last human hanging on...



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 08:08 PM
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Just know there are other bunnys out here pulling for ya!

(staying tuned)



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 08:09 PM
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I thought it was 1111 or 1112 GMT Ante Meridian



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 08:15 PM
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When I worked out this evening, there were only two other people at the gym!


I haven't seen another living soul besides my husband and dogs, since arriving home around 6 pm.

Now, even my dogs have fallen silent. This is eerie. It is darker than dark outside...

Only six beers left in the fridge. My God, what have we come to????



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 08:34 PM
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15 minutes since my last post...

No replies. ATS has gone dark.

We have lost so many. So many. Only five beers remain.



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 09:08 PM
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8:05 pm....boredom is maddening. There was a knock at the door minutes or perhaps hours ago, time has lost meaning in this brave new world. I answered the door waiving my 40...turned out to be the FedEx guy, I had some 'splaining to do. This is the price of survival though.
Shall we play go fish?
2 of clubs?



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 09:22 PM
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8:18 pm - It seems we have now lost all satellite channels, except for the one showing "Bachelor Party". Will this Hell never end???



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 09:27 PM
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Go fish... But how will this work without a common deck of cards?

Nevermind, I am just thrilled to know there is somebody still out there!! How are you communicating right now? I thought the entire world wide web was down!!
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posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 09:30 PM
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relax and savour todays victory, for tomorow we shall dine on bunny soup.
edit on 20-12-2012 by Rikku because: ah too lazy to finf a funny pic.



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 09:37 PM
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You have some tasty survival recipes?



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 10:13 PM
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Beezzer... Beezzer... Come in Beezzer.....?


Perhaps he has succumbed.



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 10:29 PM
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I myself have prepared for the night. I've cuffed myself to the bed after nailing it to the floor. I know ascension is coming, but I'm not quite ready. I think Earth will make for a nice playground once everyone's floated away. How long do you guys reckon 'till the next ascension, in case I change my mind?



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 10:32 PM
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Is that an option?


Changing our minds, I mean...

Only four beers left in the fridge... I never dreamed this day would truly arrive.
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posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 11:39 PM
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Off topic but I have to say it....
I definately like this avatar a lot better than the last two!





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