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Originally posted by beezzer
Star Date, December 20th, A little after 7 pm
I've successfully gotten rid of everyone in my apartment building by spreading a rumor that Honey Boo Boo and family would be moving in.
I've hoarded all their food in their rapid departure.
I was going to kill, skin and preserve all the pets they left behind, but all anyone left was a goldfish.
I named it Carl.
Will check in after a bit.
Originally posted by owlwoman
Beezer, Well done, you are a true survivalist!
I don't know what you're doing today, but is there any chance of you donning an abandoned postal uniform and delivering some mail??