posted on Dec, 22 2012 @ 01:39 PM
Originally posted by beezzer
Star Date, December 20th, A little after 7 pm
I've successfully gotten rid of everyone in my apartment building by spreading a rumor that Honey Boo Boo and family would be moving in.
I've hoarded all their food in their rapid departure.
I was going to kill, skin and preserve all the pets they left behind, but all anyone left was a goldfish.
I named it Carl.
Will check in after a bit.
I didn't know bunny farts smelled that bad that they could clear a whole apartment building.
I guess I'm always learning something new.
That goldfish, Carl, ask him if he's my reincarnated father. Don't pay any attention to anything he has to say after that if he says he is. I'll
deny everything, nobody should believe a fish.
I never started a Journal on the end of the world. Never create evidence that can be used against you.
Wait, I'm screwing up and entering
comments that will be around forever. I better quit while I'm only a little behind.