Hello from the North Pole

Hello to all at ATS!

It is a good thing that we have internet connection at the Arctic Circle. So I can join in with this magic blend that is the Merry Round of ATS.
I have heard so much about ATS lately, mainly that there are so many of you believing in me. You all will get extra this Xmas.

My interests are of course the production of toys and the distribution of it. I like to listen to music while I work, I like to eat and drink a lot and I like to love a lot.

I live a bit too remote to get really involved in matters too earthly but will contribute if I can. Mainly I joined to prove all those wrong who say I am a lie.

I like a good conspiracy about myself.

Ho Ho Ho

Hi Santa.

Don't forget that bag of several million dollars under my tree this year.

You seem to have forgotten every other year.

Welcome DerSantaMensch! I bring mince pies and sherry. Be good to me.

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All the presents I got for the last three years have been from friends and family. Also, if you existed, the government would have commandeered your shop and reverse engineered all of your toys for use in military technology and you would have conveniently gotten roasted in the chimney of the CIA director's house, upon which your postmortem charge would be for breaking and entering, not to mention speculation of molestation. All traces of your existence would be dismantled and carted off to an undisclosed location for examination and documentation. Further information not found.

Quite honestly, if Santa really does exist, he'd be very thoroughly screwed because he's just so darned useful. In closing, your argument is invalid.

Sorry to be so crude, but I don't play reindeer games. Welcome to ATS, where you will be debunked fifteen times before you can finish your hot cocoa.

Welcome, father christmas! may i call you that? im british, dewnt yew new.

Originally posted by derWeihnachtsmann
Ho Ho Ho

Yeah Yeah Yeah


Look, You, Me, We gotta talk!



Whats up with that?

I found that in my stocking last year.
I was good! I treated Children, old people and pets good all year. I brush my teeth and wash behind my ears and all my cracks and crevasses and am nicely naughty when requested.


Now Splain!

Welcome St-Nick


Glad you could make it before December 21st....


Anyway....


About my new gaming rig, can I have the I7 please! and a good graphics card, I'll let you chose the parts


SS

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Welcome to ATS Santa! I'll U2U my list to you...I've been a very good girl this year....

Here's some cookies to get you started here....



Merry Meet....

Des

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Santa, my 10-year old niece has a question for you. When you say "Ho! Ho! Ho!", are you talking to anyone in particular?

Or is it a general address of the audience?

Dear Santa,
I don't like gifts as its better to give than receive so scratch me off the list.
( I am probably on the naughty list anyways)

You should really think about your health so you have many more years to come breaking into people's homes while they sleep.
This will also help you get down the chimney easier.
www.jennycraig.com...

Welcome to ats.


Sincerely,
DrumsRfun.

PS Please,if my sister catches you eating the cookies,can you please be naked while giving cpr to one of her stuffed animals.
I would appreciate that as it would scar her very deeply.....its ok,she is over forty.

Two questions that only the REAL Santa would know:

1) What song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?

2) Which Ray's Pizza is the real one?

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Made me laugh out loud!


SS

Hi Santa - welcome.

I've been ever so good this year!
(some of the other members, eh not so much. )

I'll just p2p you my list if that's okay.

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I was being serious??
How often do you get to REALLY address Santa?

You do believe in Santa right??

santa....can i have something in a blonde

ive been good....

i recycle toilet paper
i hang my tbags up to dry
i change my undies after the third skidmark
etc

iv made the effort

i`ll be on the roof.....you dont even have to stop....just fling her and i`l catch with a net

peace

Hey Santa!
I've been wondering something.. Do you think you can plan an early trip this year? Say 12-18 or 19 so we can all enjoy our prezzies a few days before the SHTF on 12-21???
Thanks much!
Your friend
Lu

Oh....and Boomer is truly sorry for that .....little incident last year. Hope your bumm healed alright. He doesn't usually bite, and promises to behave this year if you bring him his favorite treats. Thanks again.

Dear Santa

Welcome to ATS.
My history teacher told me that you are a commie because you wear a red suit and have a reindeer named Rudolph. Please say it ain't so

Love,
Neysa

I won't mind the coal, so long as you drop it off in stock futures.
In that respect coal might be a better gift than a bag full of toys.

Thus, if you're mindful of dropping some coal by for me, stock futures are easier to carry, and I'll even be happy for the getting.

Hi Santa and welcome

(I'm sorry about eating all of the cookies that were left out for you last year but they were chocolate chip and I will try to do better this year and also I could use a new vacuum cleaner)

Welcome Santa.

So,when are you going to take over the tab I spend to get stuff for my kids for you to give to them?