Oufff, finally time to kick off the boots.
It can happen very unexpected that one is called away to do extra work. After all my latest crew of helpers are still a bit confused at times, not
quite in tune; malfunctioning, if you want. So I had to step in with extraordinary measures to get things back on track.
I know you all want your toys and stuff early this year. Understandably so. And you all want all of your old wish lists fulfilled also, all those
several millions and other stuff that are still on back order, understandably. If i could not trust in an eternity, I might feel like you.
But I’m patient and truly thankful for what I get right here and now. I would not go and whinge about the lack of a perfect gift and demand ‘where
is my gift voucher for Jenny Craig’. No, I can wait until you are ready to notice yourself how to make a gift that pleases. And I can say, its the
thought that counts. And that stunning cake of coal with that beautiful ribbon. What a waste of a present to someone who misses the potential of such
an extraordinary cake. Not to mention that it could have been an empty ribbon, or worse, a Bieber CD.
Yes, I am a commie for wearing red and name my reindeer Rudolph, why not. I am totally committed to love (Mrs Santa loves me in red) and my deer is
called Rudolf only in the rustic environment here of Rovaniemi and in our summer residence Rudolph is a dolphin called Dolph. And because I can’t
remember all of your songs you sang to me on my birthday does not mean I was not there, Ho Ho Ho. I think it is more important for you to remember
what I sang to you!
Yes, lets have a blond right now. I love those blonds too (Ho Ho Ho).
These googled pics of the North Pole, great pictures, do not show my residence because I am protected by an invisibility shield. Top secret. Never
been busted. Nobody ever found us. Nobody ever will! You have no idea how badly NASA would love to put their hands on my technology.
I must thank you guys for the cookies, the vids and pics, the drawing, the well wishes. And for those who ate Santa’s Cookies, because they were
choc chip? Don’t worry! I’m done with them anyway, now, that I have tasted
MyMindIsMyOwn’s gluten free chocolate chip cookies
Thanks also for your warning about customs in the US. Very kind of you, however I am safe and am never seen crossing borders, never seen coming nor
going. Besides, the CIA is my ally, resp. I am their ally, they need me so badly for people to believe in me when they don’t want to live up to some
Out of all your wishes I like best the wish to visit and have a vacation at the North Pole. A talk and a ride with the reindeer is also possible. I
will abduct you and take you with me and bring you back. But sorry, I can’t let you have your memories about it, because that would endanger my
secrets, you understand. I also can’t give you the secrets of my technology how I travel the world and visit 3 b children in one night (and not one
is forgotten, believe me), nor how i get down and back up all the chimneys, not to mention all the places without a chimney (which does not mean that
I would not like to join Jenny Craig and do my best to diet). But a Magician’s honour is a Magician’s life.
As for world peace! Ah what a noble wish! One wish I cannot wrap up and present. World peace is up to all of you individually and cooperatively. I
could give you some pointers, how to achieve world peace, but that is exactly what you don’t want to hear from me, dear kids. Ho Ho Ho.