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posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 04:49 PM
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Greetings, and welcome! I've been REALLY good this year. For Xmas I would like the veil lifted so everyone can wake up and realize we can all live in peace.

By the way, I feel really bad for you living at the North Pole, what with it drifting all the time. Must suck to have to move all the time. Your Workshop must be on wheels?




posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 04:54 PM
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neep neeps !!



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 05:02 PM
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Originally posted by Segenam
neep neeps !!


MMMmmm, neeps, me like
with butter
.
I wonder if this is the first time santa has joined ats, il be suprised if it is, surely he d had thought of it before?



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 05:02 PM
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OK Guys and Gals I think we've been had.


Check for replies from the Big guy.


Nothing.....



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 05:06 PM
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Dear Santa.

I have been a very good girl this year. In lieu of gifts I was wondering if you would instead take me back to the North Pole with you? I need a vacation.

I promise I will have an ample supply of cheesecake and a case of wine for when we get there- or for during the trip if your reindeer can "auto pilot".

Thanks Santa!



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 05:18 PM
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well, sure glad you are here, about darn time.
I was starting to get worried.

So you need to step it up and start pulling your weight Santa,
shoot, the past i dont know how many years some how come time
to buy the gift's for the kids you were no where around...

kind of convent. *LOL*. You need to take over my job in a year
so the kids can still be getting Christmas.
unless you have connections on the black market for organs i wont be
around that many years. So time to get buisy.

BTW.... where was that motorized car i asked for when i was 8? hmmmmm
*lol* i looked everywhere, and finally found it.. still at the store...
and what about that year i got a lump of coal? although i have to admit
it did come in handy throwing at my older sister. BTW, the tonka dump
truck you got me when i was 4 was great, except next time warn me
sisters duck.... took me forever to pay for that plate glass _..

It will be interesting to see santa's takes on the subjects here at ats.



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 05:26 PM
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Kids, kids, its good to see you all are still kids!

As you know a lot goes wrong because we at the Arctic Circle are very busy and I can't reply to each of you right now.

Once I passed through the gate of permission to post I will write my story so you all will understand better. It might be a rant, dunno yet.

Thank you all for the Welcome!

Ho Ho Ho (laughing to myself Ho Ho Ho)



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 05:28 PM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69
OK Guys and Gals I think we've been had.


Check for replies from the Big guy.


Nothing.....


I think you are right.
Either we have all been noted on the naughty list or it's.....

BAD SANTA




posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 05:36 PM
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Just so you know if you're coming to the US we have this whole "Home land security" thing going

Expect delays and body cavity searches
. Don't hold that against the average American Joe or Jane.


P.S. I honestly didn't know it was venison at the time.



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 05:56 PM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69
OK Guys and Gals I think we've been had.


Check for replies from the Big guy.


Nothing.....

Maybe he's stuck?

Starring one of the "Black-eyed Children" apparently.



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 06:13 PM
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i tried to google up a picture of the north pole but there doesn't seem to be anything but a big hole there ...


plus NASA is afraid to send sattelites over it...



anything you can post to straighten this out ?



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 06:27 PM
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posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 06:52 PM
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Originally posted by DrumsRfun

PS Please,if my sister catches you eating the cookies,can you please be naked while giving cpr to one of her stuffed animals.
I would appreciate that as it would scar her very deeply.....its ok,she is over forty.
edit on 28-11-2012 by DrumsRfun because: (no reason given)


HAHAHA


Santa,

I don't want anything. I don't celebrate Christmas. I'm more like the Grinch
but with a heart.
I'd follow Drums' advice.....how do you fit down those chimney's anyway??



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 06:56 PM
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Santa, I actually have a wish. Instead of flying around the entire globe and visiting all 3 billion children of the world, would you instead give the common man your technology that allows you to traverse the globe in a 24 hour period? I mean, you must have a warp drive, and NASA is only just beginning to work on it.


Oh, and world peace. That would be nice. People getting along. No wars or religious extremism.


Thanks,

-TS



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 08:42 PM
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Warm welcome Santa Baby! Little R & R here at ATS before your big trip? Nothing like a good conspiracy to keep a body warm, whilst circumnavigating the globe. I'm sure your contributions will be jolly good, and that wry sense of humor you have will make them sparkle. Have some fun, you give plenty of it to others.



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 08:53 PM
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Sorry,santa,but that was my sister who made that post by me.



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 09:01 PM
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Love that movie and ELF too



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 09:03 PM
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Santa?? Is it really you?? If it is you, you owe me some serious money. Buying toys and electronics all these years has broke my bank account!!

Seriously, welcome to ATS! You can even eat my share of raisin cookies!



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 09:24 PM
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Welcome Santa. Hope you brought Rudolph to light your way around here



running with the wolves



posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 09:34 PM
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Welcome Santa!
So awesome you are here on ATS!

What kind of cookies should I leave out?? I would love to be able to talk to the reindeer, can you make that happen?
Can I take a ride with ya'll? That'd be the bestest Christmas present evah!





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