neep neeps !!

Originally posted by Segenam
neep neeps !!

MMMmmm, neeps, me like with butter.
I wonder if this is the first time santa has joined ats, il be suprised if it is, surely he d had thought of it before?

OK Guys and Gals I think we've been had.

Check for replies from the Big guy.


Nothing.....

well, sure glad you are here, about darn time.
I was starting to get worried.

So you need to step it up and start pulling your weight Santa,
shoot, the past i dont know how many years some how come time
to buy the gift's for the kids you were no where around...

kind of convent. *LOL*. You need to take over my job in a year
so the kids can still be getting Christmas.
unless you have connections on the black market for organs i wont be
around that many years. So time to get buisy.

BTW.... where was that motorized car i asked for when i was 8? hmmmmm
*lol* i looked everywhere, and finally found it.. still at the store...
and what about that year i got a lump of coal? although i have to admit
it did come in handy throwing at my older sister. BTW, the tonka dump
truck you got me when i was 4 was great, except next time warn me
sisters duck.... took me forever to pay for that plate glass window...

It will be interesting to see santa's takes on the subjects here at ats.

Kids, kids, its good to see you all are still kids!

As you know a lot goes wrong because we at the Arctic Circle are very busy and I can't reply to each of you right now.

Once I passed through the gate of permission to post I will write my story so you all will understand better. It might be a rant, dunno yet.

Thank you all for the Welcome!

Ho Ho Ho (laughing to myself Ho Ho Ho)

i tried to google up a picture of the north pole but there doesn't seem to be anything but a big hole there ...


plus NASA is afraid to send sattelites over it...



anything you can post to straighten this out ?

Originally posted by DrumsRfun

PS Please,if my sister catches you eating the cookies,can you please be naked while giving cpr to one of her stuffed animals.
I would appreciate that as it would scar her very deeply.....its ok,she is over forty.

edit on 28-11-2012 by DrumsRfun because: (no reason given)

HAHAHA

Santa,

I don't want anything. I don't celebrate Christmas. I'm more like the Grinch but with a heart.
I'd follow Drums' advice.....how do you fit down those chimney's anyway??

Santa, I actually have a wish. Instead of flying around the entire globe and visiting all 3 billion children of the world, would you instead give the common man your technology that allows you to traverse the globe in a 24 hour period? I mean, you must have a warp drive, and NASA is only just beginning to work on it.


Oh, and world peace. That would be nice. People getting along. No wars or religious extremism.


Thanks,

-TS

Warm welcome Santa Baby! Little R & R here at ATS before your big trip? Nothing like a good conspiracy to keep a body warm, whilst circumnavigating the globe. I'm sure your contributions will be jolly good, and that wry sense of humor you have will make them sparkle. Have some fun, you give plenty of it to others.

Santa?? Is it really you?? If it is you, you owe me some serious money. Buying toys and electronics all these years has broke my bank account!!

Seriously, welcome to ATS! You can even eat my share of raisin cookies!

Welcome Santa. Hope you brought Rudolph to light your way around here


running with the wolves

Welcome Santa!
So awesome you are here on ATS!
What kind of cookies should I leave out?? I would love to be able to talk to the reindeer, can you make that happen? Can I take a ride with ya'll? That'd be the bestest Christmas present evah!