posted on Nov, 28 2012 @ 03:48 PM
reply to post by derWeihnachtsmann
All the presents I got for the last three years have been from friends and family. Also, if you existed, the government would have commandeered your
shop and reverse engineered all of your toys for use in military technology and you would have conveniently gotten roasted in the chimney of the CIA
director's house, upon which your postmortem charge would be for breaking and entering, not to mention speculation of molestation. All traces of your
existence would be dismantled and carted off to an undisclosed location for examination and documentation. Further information not found.
Quite honestly, if Santa really does exist, he'd be very thoroughly screwed because he's just so darned useful.
In closing, your argument is
Sorry to be so crude, but I don't play reindeer games. Welcome to ATS, where you will be debunked fifteen times before you can finish your hot cocoa.
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