reply to post by hp1229
I have learned that no matter what, the world is going to end tomorrow. And if it doesn't it is because the illuminati decided it shouldn't end
tomorrow so, therefore, when tomorrow becomes today, the world will end tomorrow. So, in order to prepare for that I should build a bunker, buy food,
guns, ammo, a tank, write all my representatives, don't write them because they won't listen and are just puppets anyhow, but they have their own
nefarious agendas, and they are all tyrants, until they aren't because the said something I agree with in which case they are oracles, until they
I have learned that the S will hit the F any day now! It will, just watch the fan, closely, here it comes.
I have learned that the earth will be smashed to bits by a rogue planet, or not, or by alien ships hanging around the sun and that they communicate
with us in crop circles because that is how advanced aliens speak, unless it is those hoaxsters in which case it is BS, until it isn't.
I have also learned that the pyramids are built by aliens, or poured by people, or carved from granite, and are a burial chamber or are actually
nuclear generators designed to communicate with Orion's belt to protect us from CMEs, and aliens. Oh, and that there is some sort of library which
will prove all this but it is hidden just under the Sphynx.
Oh, and Fukushima is going to kill the planet, unless of course the aliens, nibiru, the iluminati, agenda 21, or the freemasons do it first.
Did I say the S was going to hit the F soon? I can smell the poopy now.