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Chuck Norris enters 2012 political ring

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posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 01:19 PM
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Well, I'm not the biggest fan of Chuck Norris. Walker, Texas Ranger was not exactly a beacon of acting talent. But being a resident of Wisconsin where the big recall election of Governor Scott Walker is going on this next Tuesday, this article caught my eye:

Chuck Norris enters 2012 political ring


Norris himself is not seeking office, but he’s throwing his name and weight behind Walker.

“When I saw [Democrats] also send in the big guns, former President Bill Clinton himself, against Gov. Walker, I knew I had to enter the ring, too,” Norris says in a brand-new column on WND.


This should put Rep. Gov. Scott Walker over the top, not only because he shares the same last name with Walker, Texas Ranger, but also because at night, the boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
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posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 01:23 PM
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I wish Chuck Norris would have campaigned with Ron Paul.
He could have been both security and ballot box watcher, would have been a different outcome.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 01:25 PM
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The ballot boxes will automatically stuff themselves when Chuck Norris looks at them!



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 01:25 PM
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This reminded me of when Chuck defends ron Paul.

Chuck knows what's up

www.youtube.com...
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posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 01:27 PM
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Originally posted by InTheFlesh1980
Well, I'm not the biggest fan of Chuck Norris. Walker, Texas Ranger was not exactly a beacon of acting talent. But being a resident of Wisconsin where the big recall election of Governor Scott Walker is going on this next Tuesday, this article caught my eye


so.... it'll now be Walker, Wisconsin Governor?



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 01:28 PM
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Actors make the best politicians, they know how to act.

Even bad ones like Chuck Norris.



He looks like a gay pron star from the 70's.
Stick 'em up sweetie.


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posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 01:29 PM
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He once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now called "The Islands"............



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 01:30 PM
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Originally posted by ANOK
Actors make the best politicians, they know how to act.

Even bad ones like Chuck Norris.

He looks like a gay pron star from the 70's.
Stick 'em up sweetie.


You'd better be careful. Chuck Norris hears everything.

He's everywhere and nowhere all at once. The earth doesn't go around the sun, it goes around Chuck Norris.

If his acting was bad, that's because he wanted it to be.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 01:39 PM
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Chuck can eat my short shorts, I'm not afraid!


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posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 01:45 PM
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Originally posted by ANOK
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Chuck can eat my short shorts, I'm not afraid!


That's my point exactly. Chuck Norris could eat your short shorts, and when he crapped them out they would be transformed into golden nunchucks.

We're talking about a man whose own shadow walks 20 feet behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:01 PM
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Not forgetting Steven Seagal, Jean Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren !



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:05 PM
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Originally posted by MrJohnSmith
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Not forgetting Steven Seagal, Jean Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren !


They aren't forgotten, they fear Chuck Norris too!



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:09 PM
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Chuck Norris has already been to mars.... that's why there are no signs of life


Chuck Norris is also the reason Waldo is hiding



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:09 PM
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Very good ! What if they gang up on him ? ( Theoretically, of course... )

He,d be in big trouble.....



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:15 PM
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He'd make a great politician because instead of people talking about his policies they'll just blabbler their favourite jokes.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:16 PM
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posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:16 PM
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Originally posted by MrJohnSmith
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Very good ! What if they gang up on him ? ( Theoretically, of course... )

He,d be in big trouble.....


they already tried that, that's why you don't see them out much lately



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:17 PM
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Originally posted by UltimateSkeptic1
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'nuff said.


The Honey Badger used to be solid black... until it met Chuck Norris!
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posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:20 PM
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If Chuck had all that power he wouldn't need to be a politician, he could simply lead by the power of his will. He wouldn't move to DC, it would move to him. Chuck Norris would be able to get other politicians to tell the truth. Chuck would instantly turn the means of production over to the workers.


Nah...



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:22 PM
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Well...this says it all....




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