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Chuck Norris enters 2012 political ring

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posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 12:57 AM
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That is very interesting... I am actually visiting wisconsin right now... The propaganda is rediculous! So much passion is in this town i suppose... But there is sign after sign after sign.... The particular neighboorhood i am in now is heavily liberal with some houses dedicating their entire sign arsenal towards barrett...

And there are two phone calls a day, billboards, even the brewers game had subtle politic hints in it at the stadium...

It is actually very privacy invading, as in my grandmothers neighboorhood there was actually a flyer sent to every house telling all the neighboors who had voted in that area and who did not. Its just crazy here even WITHOUT Chuck Norris




posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 01:46 AM
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I see your Chuck Norris...

and raise you...

a Bruce Lee...


Celebrity endorsements are meh...tools politicians use.



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 01:52 AM
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He's no match for Vladimir Putin.

Call me when Chuck Norris wrestles a bear or something interesting.



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 02:04 AM
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You know I was trained how to fight by a man who beat the tar out of Chuck Norris in competition....that is no b**s***, seriously.


Maybe that is why I was never impressed with Norris.



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 02:06 AM
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Originally posted by The Sword
reply to post by groingrinder
 


He's no match for Vladimir Putin.

Call me when Chuck Norris wrestles a bear or something interesting.



You know...Chuck Norris checks under his bed at night for Vladimir Putin.


Wonder if I am the first Vlad Putin joke?



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 02:07 AM
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Originally posted by groingrinder
I hate to see Chuck Norris associating with Republican scum. I would also hate to see him associating with Democrat scum.


Neither side is worthy of Chuck Norris!



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 02:09 AM
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Originally posted by Dembow
I see your Chuck Norris...

and raise you...

a Bruce Lee...


Celebrity endorsements are meh...tools politicians use.


Bruce Lee isn't dead, he's just hiding from Chuck Norris!



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 02:10 AM
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Originally posted by The Sword
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He's no match for Vladimir Putin.

Call me when Chuck Norris wrestles a bear or something interesting.


Bears fear Chuck Norris, Putin handles his "light work"



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 02:11 AM
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Originally posted by Shark_Feeder
You know I was trained how to fight by a man who beat the tar out of Chuck Norris in competition....that is no b**s***, seriously.


Maybe that is why I was never impressed with Norris.


Chuck Norris was tired of the tar and allowed the guy to remove it



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 02:16 AM
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Originally posted by PurpleChiten

Chuck Norris was tired of the tar and allowed the guy to remove it


Okay, you seriously get a star for that response.

Wish I could still pass that on to him.



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 02:34 AM
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Originally posted by Shark_Feeder
You know...Chuck Norris checks under his bed at night for Vladimir Putin.


Wonder if I am the first Vlad Putin joke?


Looks like the interwebz already considered the Norris-Putin match up.





posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 02:48 AM
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Pity he isn't running himself.

Who else could smack down Putin?





posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 02:48 AM
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Clearly, the way of the Dragon wasn't shown in America. So for those that think Chuck is tough - Pfft

Chuck is a bit like Samson accept for chuck it was his chest hair that gave him power. So Bruce ripped it out.

The kicks at around 5:10 are still the best ever




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posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 02:50 AM
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Sometimes fear is warranted... especially if it's fear of Chuck Norris!!



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 02:50 AM
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Originally posted by Shark_Feeder

Originally posted by PurpleChiten

Chuck Norris was tired of the tar and allowed the guy to remove it


Okay, you seriously get a star for that response.

Wish I could still pass that on to him.


LOL Thanks!



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 02:51 AM
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Originally posted by Seagle
Clearly, the way of the Dragon wasn't shown in America. So for those that think Chuck is tough - Pfft




They edited out Chuck Norris beating him up because the film was too afraid to record Chuck Norris
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posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 02:59 AM
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Originally posted by Seagle
Clearly, the way of the Dragon wasn't shown in America. So for those that think Chuck is tough - Pfft


The reason that Chuck Norris became famous is that he was, I believe, the only man to beat Bruce Lee in competition in real life, before the man died.


Anyone feel free to correct me...I am having trouble find a source for this.



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posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 03:03 AM
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Originally posted by Shark_Feeder
The reason that Chuck Norris became famous is that he was, I believe, the only man to beat Bruce Lee in competition in real life, before the man died.


True, but a lesser known fact is that Bruce Lee actually died from a delayed reaction of exposure to Chuck Norris' chest hair, which delivers microscopic roundhouse kicks at the cellular level.

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posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 03:05 AM
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Chuck Norris was once attacked by a visious Taipan snake...the snake bit Chuck a total of 12 times. Several hours later the poor snake died of massive poisoning.



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