Chuck Norris enters 2012 political ring

That is very interesting... I am actually visiting wisconsin right now... The propaganda is rediculous! So much passion is in this town i suppose... But there is sign after sign after sign.... The particular neighboorhood i am in now is heavily liberal with some houses dedicating their entire sign arsenal towards barrett...

And there are two phone calls a day, billboards, even the brewers game had subtle politic hints in it at the stadium...

It is actually very privacy invading, as in my grandmothers neighboorhood there was actually a flyer sent to every house telling all the neighboors who had voted in that area and who did not. Its just crazy here even WITHOUT Chuck Norris

I see your Chuck Norris...

and raise you...

a Bruce Lee...

Celebrity endorsements are meh...tools politicians use.

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He's no match for Vladimir Putin.

Call me when Chuck Norris wrestles a bear or something interesting.

You know I was trained how to fight by a man who beat the tar out of Chuck Norris in competition....that is no b**s***, seriously.

Maybe that is why I was never impressed with Norris.

Originally posted by The Sword
reply to post by groingrinder

 

He's no match for Vladimir Putin.

Call me when Chuck Norris wrestles a bear or something interesting.

You know...Chuck Norris checks under his bed at night for Vladimir Putin.

Wonder if I am the first Vlad Putin joke?

Originally posted by groingrinder
I hate to see Chuck Norris associating with Republican scum. I would also hate to see him associating with Democrat scum.

Neither side is worthy of Chuck Norris!

Originally posted by Dembow
I see your Chuck Norris...

and raise you...

a Bruce Lee...

Celebrity endorsements are meh...tools politicians use.

Bruce Lee isn't dead, he's just hiding from Chuck Norris!

Originally posted by The Sword
reply to post by groingrinder

 

He's no match for Vladimir Putin.

Call me when Chuck Norris wrestles a bear or something interesting.

Bears fear Chuck Norris, Putin handles his "light work"

Originally posted by Shark_Feeder
You know I was trained how to fight by a man who beat the tar out of Chuck Norris in competition....that is no b**s***, seriously.

Maybe that is why I was never impressed with Norris.

Chuck Norris was tired of the tar and allowed the guy to remove it

Originally posted by PurpleChiten

Chuck Norris was tired of the tar and allowed the guy to remove it

Okay, you seriously get a star for that response.

Wish I could still pass that on to him.

Originally posted by Shark_Feeder
You know...Chuck Norris checks under his bed at night for Vladimir Putin.

Wonder if I am the first Vlad Putin joke?

Looks like the interwebz already considered the Norris-Putin match up.

Pity he isn't running himself.

Who else could smack down Putin?

Clearly, the way of the Dragon wasn't shown in America. So for those that think Chuck is tough - Pfft

Chuck is a bit like Samson accept for chuck it was his chest hair that gave him power. So Bruce ripped it out.

The kicks at around 5:10 are still the best ever

Sometimes fear is warranted... especially if it's fear of Chuck Norris!!

Originally posted by Shark_Feeder

Originally posted by PurpleChiten

Chuck Norris was tired of the tar and allowed the guy to remove it

Okay, you seriously get a star for that response.

Wish I could still pass that on to him.

LOL Thanks!

Originally posted by Seagle
Clearly, the way of the Dragon wasn't shown in America. So for those that think Chuck is tough - Pfft

They edited out Chuck Norris beating him up because the film was too afraid to record Chuck Norris

Originally posted by Seagle
Clearly, the way of the Dragon wasn't shown in America. So for those that think Chuck is tough - Pfft

The reason that Chuck Norris became famous is that he was, I believe, the only man to beat Bruce Lee in competition in real life, before the man died.

Anyone feel free to correct me...I am having trouble find a source for this.

Originally posted by Shark_Feeder
The reason that Chuck Norris became famous is that he was, I believe, the only man to beat Bruce Lee in competition in real life, before the man died.

True, but a lesser known fact is that Bruce Lee actually died from a delayed reaction of exposure to Chuck Norris' chest hair, which delivers microscopic roundhouse kicks at the cellular level.

Chuck Norris was once attacked by a visious Taipan snake...the snake bit Chuck a total of 12 times. Several hours later the poor snake died of massive poisoning.