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Chuck Norris enters 2012 political ring

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posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 09:42 PM
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Because being a actor means you know everything.




posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 11:10 PM
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I would hate to be Chuck Norris.



Really I hate the guy, why I don't know. But the jokes and humor about him crack me up. That's why I hate him, it's the chest hair.

edit on 4-6-2012 by Manhater because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 11:18 PM
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Originally posted by Manhater
I would hate to be Chuck Norris.



Really I hate the guy, why I don't know. But the jokes and humor about him crack me up. That's why I hate him, it's the chest hair.

edit on 4-6-2012 by Manhater because: (no reason given)


the chest hair is the deadliest weapon! If he wanted you dead, you would love the chest hair, then it would kill you!



posted on Jun, 5 2012 @ 01:07 AM
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Chuck Norris doesnt always drink beer my friends...


But when he does...

He has the Dos Equis guy serve it to him, wearing a dress.



posted on Jun, 5 2012 @ 01:10 AM
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Chuck Fact:

After Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he soon found 3 missed calls and voicemails from Chuck Norris.



posted on Jun, 5 2012 @ 01:13 AM
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Death once encounterd a near Chuck Norris experience.


Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land.



posted on Jun, 5 2012 @ 02:33 AM
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*Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure... Chuck Norris goes killing.

*Chuck Norris was dropped on his head twice as a baby... once on Hiroshima, and once on Nagasaki.

Two more just for the ATS crowd.


*Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

*Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.



posted on Jun, 5 2012 @ 07:06 AM
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Originally posted by DunkdaMonk
Chuck Norris doesnt always drink beer my friends...


But when he does...

He has the Dos Equis guy serve it to him, wearing a dress.


Stay thirsty my friends!!!



posted on Jun, 6 2012 @ 01:44 PM
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Originally posted by Destinyone
Well...this says it all....




Des


That sign forgot to mention one small thing, Chuck Norris is God.

2nd Line



posted on Jun, 7 2012 @ 03:27 AM
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Originally posted by ANOK

Originally posted by freedom12

So you watched a lot of 70's gay pron?


Would that be a problem for you?


You must be an ex-car salesman?

You only answer a question with another question.




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