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Chuck Norris enters 2012 political ring

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posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:25 PM
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Originally posted by Destinyone
Well...this says it all....




Des


yup, the chain of command is God > Chuck Norris > everyone else!




posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:26 PM
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God gave us Chuck Norris.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:27 PM
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Originally posted by cavtrooper7
reply to post by Destinyone
 

God gave us Chuck Norris.


Yes...he did....




Des



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:42 PM
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Think I liked the guy better before he got his facelift and hairpiece. Now he looks like Kenny Rogers. Oh Chuck why'd you do it? Instead of looking like a 70-yr old who could still kick your a** he looks like one of the 'desperate housewives' (who could still kick your a**). Whatever happened to aging gracefully?



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:47 PM
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Remember asteroid YU55?



He also took care of Comet Elenin...




posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:51 PM
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you guys have a very short attention span.

that video of Chuck Norris defending Ron Paul was declared a dud the very next day when he endorsed Gingrich.

seriously, who cares what Chuck thinks anymore after that huge gaffe.

and he he's altering again? right. he's all over the place to appease everyone, he can't stay true to himself.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 02:56 PM
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Did anybody hear the news that Chuck Norris died two days ago?


Yeah, apparently he's out of hospital and is feeling much better now.


 
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posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 04:47 PM
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When I read the Title of this thread, I knew there would be crapload of Chuck Norris jokes.

Thanks for the laugh guys



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 04:51 PM
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Did you guys know that Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did? Fun Fact



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 04:53 PM
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Originally posted by SUICIDEHK45
Did you guys know that Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did? Fun Fact


I thought Chuck Norris was his own dad?


edit on 6/3/2012 by ANOK because: how many times can you proof-read your reply and still find a mistake?



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 07:31 PM
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The power of Chuck compels you!!!!



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 08:17 PM
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Originally posted by yourmaker
you guys have a very short attention span.

that video of Chuck Norris defending Ron Paul was declared a dud the very next day when he endorsed Gingrich.

seriously, who cares what Chuck thinks anymore after that huge gaffe.

and he he's altering again? right. he's all over the place to appease everyone, he can't stay true to himself.


You are correct, Chuck Norris is not really politically relevant. There's not much more to say about him politically other than what the article says and what has already been stated.

That being said, Chuck Norris jokes sure are fun!!



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 08:20 PM
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Originally posted by ANOK
Actors make the best politicians, they know how to act.

Even bad ones like Chuck Norris.



He looks like a gay pron star from the 70's.
Stick 'em up sweetie.



So you watched a lot of 70's gay pron?

Go Ron Go!



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 10:04 PM
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Kenny Rogers is powerful too. That beard. That hair. He should have teamed up with Chuck Norris and done the soundtrack for Walker.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 11:04 PM
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Originally posted by Monkeygod333
Did anybody hear the news that Chuck Norris died two days ago?


Yeah, apparently he's out of hospital and is feeling much better now.


 
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Actually he died 2 years ago, the grim reaper is just to scared too tell him....
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posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 11:46 PM
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Oh great.

Just what WI needs.

Another celebrity endorsement of union-busting courtesy of Scott Walker.

WI, you're the beacon of light.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 11:47 PM
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Originally posted by freedom12

So you watched a lot of 70's gay pron?


Would that be a problem for you?



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 11:47 PM
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Didn't he endorse Santorum though?

Or was that just Dave Mustaine?



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 12:01 AM
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Originally posted by The Sword
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Didn't he endorse Santorum though?

Or was that just Dave Mustaine?


That was Mustaine. Then he sobered up the next morning and changed his mind.



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 12:31 AM
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I hate to see Chuck Norris associating with Republican scum. I would also hate to see him associating with Democrat scum.



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