I Just Almost Got in a Fight !!!

Here is what happened...

I was in 711 just a few minutes ago.

There was two guys in the back buying one of their infamous burritos.

So out of nowhere this jerk just rips one. I'm talking a real paint peeler. It was disgusting.

When I get to the register, these guys are still laughing about it. I could still smell it. No class at all.

The only thing I could think to say to him was "what's wrong, you can't get the condom out?".

The guy gets embarrassed and squares off to fight me. I just laughed and walked away.

Then out of nowhere he throws his burrito at me. Isn't that assault?

So I get in my truck. They are still all worked up trying to look tough.

When I started to drive away, the only thing I could think of to say was "You throw like a girl".

Was I out of line?

reply to post by whyamIhere


No man you were hilarious.

reply to post by whyamIhere

Out of line? Possibly but it made me laugh so for that I have to thank you.

Nah, you are spot on.

Although, I would have picked the burrito up and ate it, then thanked them for lunch and then drove off.

reply to post by whyamIhere


Yes him throwing the burrito at you is technically assault, albeit the lamest assault ever. Reminds me of a COPS episode where they went to a trailer park to respond to a domestic dispute which was instigated by a husband throwing a cheeseburger at his wife. Both the cops looked at her and said "Are you serious?".

But I would not have said what you said, I would have laughed and you were just trying to be funny I bet. But saying stuff like that in today's world to strangers is just asking for trouble.

Good on you for not responding with violence.

reply to post by whyamIhere


Well...I'd have just walked over to a shelf where the air freshener was, grabbed a can and walked up behind him and sprayed around his butt....

The whole thing all of you did was pretty funny though...

Glad it didn't escalate...

Des

reply to post by whyamIhere


No you weren't in the wrong, that a-hole was for confronting you and wanting to fight. Good for you man. Next time you should rip one on the burrito and throw it back.

too good btw im stealing the term "paint peeler"

The only thing I could think to say to him was "what's wrong, you can't get the condom out?".

The guy gets embarrassed and squares off to fight me. I just laughed and walked away.

Dude, you started it. Why didn't you own it and throw down? Or be quiet? That said I'm from Nova Scotia and we'll throw down at the drop of a hat fart.

You saved him from a 711 burrito, he should be thanking you!

reply to post by whyamIhere


You are the bigger man.

No "female genitalia" would wait for somebody to start walking before they threw something at them.

It reminds me of how some drunken yobs threw a beer can at my Nigerian friend. Being the proud person he is, turned back around & confronted the 4 guys who (surprise surprise) tried to act all innocent.

P.S. - I don't get the condom joke...

LOL, that's pretty damned funny, although by questioning their sexuality you may have gotten into a physical altercation. Still funny, though. They should stay away from those convenience store burritos, they are real gut bombs.

Reminds of the time we went to Disneyland in California, and we were on one of those trams that takes people from the parking lot up to the gate. We were smashed in next to some men of middle eastern descent. One of them ripped a silent-but-deadly, and it was just awful.

My husband sniffed the air and then busted out laughing like a hyena. Then the two middle eastern men started hee-hawing too. I had a Kleenex over my nose and was bent over the side ready to puke like a cat fixing to spew a hairball.

Of course, that was before 9/11. Now, they would have been charged for having a weapon of mass disgust.

Originally posted by SmoKeyHaZe
reply to post by whyamIhere

 

P.S. - I don't get the condom joke...

....oops...gonna let the OP 'splain that one...

reply to post by intrepid


I must remember to keep my bowels under control and not let one rip if I ever visit Nova Scotia - hate fighting.
Though I have a secret weapon involves a lighter and looks like a flame thrower

Originally posted by haven123
too good btw im stealing the term "paint peeler"

I use that one a lot, too, often modified:

"Wow, that one could peel the paint off a battleship".

I just ripped one while reading your post. True story.
My anus must be psychic.

reply to post by artistpoet


Nah, farts are funny, even if they burn your eyes. Getting mouthed off to is a different story.

Originally posted by Destinyone
reply to post by whyamIhere

 

Well...I'd have just walked over to a shelf where the air freshener was, grabbed a can and walked up behind him and sprayed around his butt....

The whole thing all of you did was pretty funny though...

Glad it didn't escalate...

Des

OMG! I would have done exactly the same thing! First thing I thought of when I read the OP. I think the fact the guy ripped one was the first assault though!

reply to post by Destinyone


Somebody has to!

What happened to deny ignorance???


Feel quite sad that I'm the only one who doesn't get it..

"Was that a fart?"

"I dont know."

"I can taste it. On my tongue."

"Okay, Ill be honest with you. I did fart."

"Is that onion? Onion and...onion and ketchup."

"It stinks. And this is a small room."