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I Just Almost Got in a Fight !!!

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posted on Apr, 26 2012 @ 05:00 PM
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reply to post by SmoKeyHaZe
 





P.S. - I don't get the condom joke...


It was left in the place the fart came from.....




posted on Apr, 26 2012 @ 05:03 PM
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P.S. - I don't get the condom joke...


It's just as well. (Do your parents know you are on ATS?)

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@ Fission Surplus: "Weapon of Mass Disgust"!

edit on 4/26/2012 by BellaSabre because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 26 2012 @ 05:07 PM
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Originally posted by JibbyJedi
I just ripped one while reading your post. True story.
My anus must be psychic.



Way too much information.



posted on Apr, 26 2012 @ 05:14 PM
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Oh!

Thanks for that..(Good one too OP)


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I'm older than you think dude.



posted on Apr, 26 2012 @ 05:23 PM
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I'm just too old to fight any more.

Funny....Age seems to not effected my smart mouth.

I got a good laugh out of some of the replies.

PS.....I was waiting to reply until somebody else explained the condom line.



posted on Apr, 26 2012 @ 05:38 PM
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Tut tut - How silly not to get the fart condom joke
It was left in a Walmart's Pharmacy where the condom came from obviously Duh

EDIT I just got into a fart in Walmarts
edit on 26-4-2012 by artistpoet because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 26 2012 @ 09:54 PM
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Originally posted by chrismicha77
You saved him from a 711 burrito, he should be thanking you!


He really should of thanked me.

He did miss me the the burrito in question.

Also, he really did throw like a girl...



posted on Apr, 26 2012 @ 10:16 PM
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Originally posted by whyamIhere
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PS.....I was waiting to reply until somebody else explained the condom line.


Coward...you can yell it at the mephitic offender, and get a burrito hurled at you...but can't explain it to an anime clad user on ATS....


Des
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posted on Apr, 26 2012 @ 10:37 PM
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Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by whyamIhere
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PS.....I was waiting to reply until somebody else explained the condom line.


Coward...you can yell it at the mephitic offender, and get a burrito hurled at you...but can't explain it to an anime clad user on ATS....


Des
edit on 26-4-2012 by Destinyone because: (no reason given)



Wow, I am really feeling like a coward now.

First I get assaulted with a burrito and do nothing.

Then I'm afraid to explain a line to an anonymous internet user.

I would think of something real tough to say...But, I have to go do the dishes.



posted on Apr, 26 2012 @ 10:58 PM
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Originally posted by whyamIhere

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by whyamIhere
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PS.....I was waiting to reply until somebody else explained the condom line.


Coward...you can yell it at the mephitic offender, and get a burrito hurled at you...but can't explain it to an anime clad user on ATS....


Des
edit on 26-4-2012 by Destinyone because: (no reason given)



Wow, I am really feeling like a coward now.

First I get assaulted with a burrito and do nothing.

Then I'm afraid to explain a line to an anonymous internet user.

I would think of something real tough to say...But, I have to go do the dishes.



I do hope you realize I was joking with you. If not, I apologize if I offended you in any way. That doesn't mean I'm going to do the dishes for you though...

Des



posted on Apr, 27 2012 @ 01:40 AM
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Omg. I actually *snorted* OUT LOUD at "you can't get the condom out?"

Best. Line. Ever.




posted on Apr, 27 2012 @ 11:43 AM
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Read this yesterday, just quit laughing long enough to reply. "Can't get the condom out"

Oh crap, here I go again.



posted on Apr, 27 2012 @ 11:46 AM
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Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by whyamIhere

Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by whyamIhere
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PS.....I was waiting to reply until somebody else explained the condom line.


Coward...you can yell it at the mephitic offender, and get a burrito hurled at you...but can't explain it to an anime clad user on ATS....


Des
edit on 26-4-2012 by Destinyone because: (no reason given)






I do hope you realize I was joking with you. If not, I apologize if I offended you in any way. That doesn't mean I'm going to do the dishes for you though...

Des



I actually laughed when you called me out.

Talk about demasculation...

Besides, I have read many of your posts. You and those pesky questions.




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