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Only In Canada you say ??

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posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 09:58 PM
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Ho this has more to do more with the last line



What we Canadians Have to be Proud of?

1. Smarties (not sold in the USA )
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp (not sold in the USA )
3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls.
4. Baseball is Canadian - 1st game June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll, ON
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers
10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts
11. In the war of 1812, started by Americans, Canadians pushed the Americans back past their White House.
Then we burned it, and most of Washington ...
We got bored because they ran away.
Then, we came home and partied....
Go figure.
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany .
13. We have the largest English population that never Ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER!
(We got clobbered in the odd battle but prevailed in ALL the wars)
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, he slept in and missed the whole thing
He showed up just in time to get caught.
16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
(That's more information than I need!)
19. We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk....
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone..
Also short wave radios which save countless lives each year.
22. We have ALL frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
25. Oil was first produced in Oil Springs, Ontario, Canada. Months before anywhere else in North America.
OOOoohhhhh..... Canada !!
Oh yeah... And our elections only take a few week



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:02 PM
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As a Canadian this was fun to read and made me proud!

Go Canada!




posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:04 PM
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Dude, i felt so proud reading it, and nice joke with the americans btw. lol.

But seriously we do sooo much and barely take credit.



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:08 PM
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Dear Trillium,

I happen to like Canadians and found Vancouver to be one of the most beautiful cities I have ever visited. Now, I have to bring something up, didn't the queen close your Parliament and prevent you from voting out your Prime Minister not too long ago? Not being mean or sarcastic; but, every place has it's shortcomings and every place has its successes. And if it occurs to you, the United States created the personal computer that you used to write this and the internet that you posted it on. And to be fair, the recently passed NDAA was the death toll for freedom in my country. The western world no longer believes in democracy and that is my biggest issue with all of the west. Peace.

By the way, S&F, glad you pointed out the great things that your nation has done.
edit on 24-1-2012 by AQuestion because: clarification



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:14 PM
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all your smarties are belong to U.S.

www.walmart.com...




thanks for kenny g.....



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:18 PM
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Originally posted by spaceg0at
all your smarties are belong to U.S.

www.walmart.com...




thanks for kenny g.....



haha thats called "Rockets" in Canada,

This is Smarties

Smarties



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:20 PM
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Proud USican here, but I still love Canada you folks got a lot of good stuff there, and some beautiful country!
However you forgot the important stuff.
1. Willian Shatner is from Canada!!
2. RUSH!!! (Enough said?)
3. Your big brother can beat up any kid on the block!

Just givin ya some crap is all.
Like the above poster said, we all have our strengths and our weaknesses, but you foks are ok!



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:24 PM
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Just WTH is a smartie?
Is it fruity, chocolaty, Etc.?
Looks alot like a skittle, or m&m or reeses pieces.



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:25 PM
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Not to mention ...........
The top 2 grossing movies of all time were written, directed, and produced by a Canadian!!



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:26 PM
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Originally posted by AQuestion
reply to post by Trillium
 


Dear Trillium,

I happen to like Canadians and found Vancouver to be one of the most beautiful cities I have ever visited. Now, I have to bring something up, didn't the queen close your Parliament and prevent you from voting out your Prime Minister not too long ago? Not being mean or sarcastic; but, every place has it's shortcomings and every place has its successes. And if it occurs to you, the United States created the personal computer that you used to write this and the internet that you posted it on. And to be fair, the recently passed NDAA was the death toll for freedom in my country. The western world no longer believes in democracy and that is my biggest issue with all of the west. Peace.

By the way, S&F, glad you pointed out the great things that your nation has done.
edit on 24-1-2012 by AQuestion because: clarification


Yes as you said we are not pecfect LOL

But like everybody else we like to try



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:30 PM
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Originally posted by spaceg0at
all your smarties are belong to U.S.

www.walmart.com...




thanks for kenny g.....



Ha but do you eat the Red one last

It the supper secry art of being a canuk



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:31 PM
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Yay Canada.

Favorite Simpsons quote regarding Canada..: "You America touchers!" lol

Canada rocks eh.
It's like Australia only colder with more french people and you have moose.



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:32 PM
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Originally posted by g146541
reply to post by luciddream
 


Just WTH is a smartie?
Is it fruity, chocolaty, Etc.?
Looks alot like a skittle, or m&m or reeses pieces.


Its candy coated milk chocolate, its a good quality milk chocolate too(like cadbury etc).. not crappy simulated chocolates.

Crunchy coatings then soft milk chocolate, its tasty. and can be used as toppings.

McD has them as topping option in McFlurry(i hope this is what they call in states lol).



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:36 PM
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Originally posted by Raivan31
Yay Canada.

Favorite Simpsons quote regarding Canada..: "You America touchers!" lol

Canada rocks eh.
It's like Australia only colder with more french people and you have moose.


Its funny, i live in Toronto Ontario (a densely populated city in canada), and i barely seenpeople use "eh?", we dont use it at end of every statement.. it kinda flows into a question form...like saying.. "isn't that right?"

French people are mostly located in Quebec, we barely see any french, if we do, they would speak in english and you wouldn't know the difference.

I never seen a moose in my life (other than zoo of course).



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:37 PM
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Dear Trillium,



Yes as you said we are not pecfect LOL But like everybody else we like to try


Honest, the truth, I couldn't imagine having better neighbors than Canadians. South Park the Movie was funny because I don't think any of us in the United States could ever imagine hating Canada or it's people, you are too polite and we even like Jim Carey.


Now, if you could only separate into two countries so that we could make Western Canada the 51st state.



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:38 PM
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Originally posted by g146541
reply to post by Trillium
 


Proud USican here, but I still love Canada you folks got a lot of good stuff there, and some beautiful country!
However you forgot the important stuff.
1. Willian Shatner is from Canada!!
2. RUSH!!! (Enough said?)
3. Your big brother can beat up any kid on the block!

Just givin ya some crap is all.
Like the above poster said, we all have our strengths and our weaknesses, but you foks are ok!


Right you are but did not want to make it to long and sound to over the top.

Love RUSH



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 10:45 PM
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Poutine...
vs. Grits...


Nuff Said...


Peace






edit on 24-1-2012 by jude11 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 11:06 PM
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Originally posted by AQuestion
reply to post by Trillium
 


Dear Trillium,



Yes as you said we are not pecfect LOL But like everybody else we like to try


Honest, the truth, I couldn't imagine having better neighbors than Canadians. South Park the Movie was funny because I don't think any of us in the United States could ever imagine hating Canada or it's people, you are too polite and we even like Jim Carey.


Now, if you could only separate into two countries so that we could make Western Canada the 51st state.


Polite
This is us as BORG



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 11:10 PM
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Originally posted by jude11
Poutine...
vs. Grits...


Nuff Said...


Peace






edit on 24-1-2012 by jude11 because: (no reason given)


Poutine

Hay what a idea food fight no nuke



posted on Jan, 24 2012 @ 11:16 PM
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Dear Trillium,

LOL. That was funny; but, I really mean it, Canadians are some of the nicest (cheap tippers) people on the earth. You mentioned the wars you won; but, really, how many wars has Canada started, zero maybe. If "polite" is the wrong word, how bout, nice. Canadians that I have known (many) tend to be very friendly. I will be a bigot for a second (not really just generalizing). I find Mexicans to be the most family orientated, Canadian to be the friendliest and Americans to be the most inventive. Jeez, I hope I don't sound bigoted and it is not across the board in any of our countries. Our individual societies have promoted certain things and that is how I see it. I also only mentioned the best qualities of all of us, we all have bad qualities also. Canada is a wonderful place full of wonderful people, again, we are so lucky to be each others neighbors. Sure you burned down our White House; but, how much have we been supportive of each other since then. We can always build a new one. Peace.


By the way, probably be a bad idea to try that again.




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