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Only In Canada you say ??

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posted on Jan, 28 2012 @ 04:11 AM
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Proud to be Canadian...








You know you might be Canadian if:



- You have more kilometers on your snow blower than your car.
- Someone accidently stepped on your foot... You apologize.
- You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
- You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
- You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.
- You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
- At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
- The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
- Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof.
- You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
- You head south to go to your cottage.
- You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
- You know which leaves make for good toilet paper.
- You find -40ºC a little chilly.

Oh Canada




posted on Jan, 28 2012 @ 05:34 AM
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Did you know that the name of your country is a Mohawk word that means, "the village." (Ka-na-ta.)



posted on Jan, 28 2012 @ 08:46 AM
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reply to post by CranialSponge
 


Thank for the vid & addition will have to add them when I do a re-cap or updates.

Ya remember
my $ss off first time I saw that vid.



posted on Jan, 28 2012 @ 08:55 AM
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Ya remember that from grade school over 50 year ago ha time fly when your having fun.
Also the first farmer name was Louis Hebert which was one of my gra-father name also on mother side



posted on Jan, 28 2012 @ 12:15 PM
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I love that commercial

There's lots on that list I can identify with



- You have more kilometers on your snow blower than your car.
- You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
- You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.
- You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
- At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
- The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
- You know which leaves make for good toilet paper.
- You find -40ºC a little chilly.


Too much snow for the snowblower, but I have one. Neighbour comes over with his tractor instead.
Too rural for trick or treaters, but there's usually snow here by halloween.
Saskatchewan potholes, there's a million of them. Much easier on the truck when there's snow in them.
Paid off the snowmobile, but now have a quad loan
Anything you can do with beef, you can do with a moose, deer, or elk.
Neighbour's garage is the processing plant.
Oh gawd, the mosquitoes are the size of small bats and there's a gazillion of them.
Leaves of 3, let them be......

It's warmed up today, to a balmy -15C



posted on Jan, 28 2012 @ 01:07 PM
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Now she remind me of a old girsl friend many moon ago




posted on Jan, 28 2012 @ 01:49 PM
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Ah yes, the wake n bake, and go looking for wood to cook breakfast.

Men up here seem to prefer us a little rough around the edges



posted on Jan, 28 2012 @ 10:15 PM
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Ok just bump into this one a few moment ago


uncyclopedia.wikia.com...



posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 10:53 AM
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Now this a good way to use what around you Probably use it as bait for hunting time Also





posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 11:17 AM
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To answer a few, yes I knew how our countries name came about. The girl that sang Black Velvet was Alannah Myles. That Borg pic is classic.


ETA: Moose is the best damn meat I've ever eaten. Nuff said.
edit on 29-1-2012 by intrepid because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 11:32 AM
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Oh and Neil Young:



The old man out rocks the youngsters.



posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 12:08 PM
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Beer?





I've got a million of them. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.



posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 12:29 PM
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That sound good prety sure there a few more out there


So this thread will get very big real fast then



posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 12:36 PM
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Originally posted by Trillium
That sound good prety sure there a few more out there


Sure, for the more aggressive:








posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 12:41 PM
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Now, wait a minute




I take exception to that list

It's too much......






Smarties are available....at least in Michigan


Originally posted by Trillium

What we Canadians Have to be Proud of?

1. Smarties (not sold in the USA )



posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 12:44 PM
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posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 12:56 PM
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we have different kinds of smarties here

:shuffles back to Michigan:



posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 01:23 PM
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Originally posted by intrepid
reply to post by DontTreadOnMe
 


Yes but do you eat the red ones last?





Ho don't give them the super secret ( CANUK ) way haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Canada will never be the same after this

Quick run for the hill our secret is OUT



posted on May, 2 2012 @ 11:37 AM
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Tm Horton's in the worst coffee i have ever tasted in my life, and that includes old 4am truck stop coffee in the middle of nebraska.



posted on May, 2 2012 @ 07:39 PM
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Originally posted by g146541
reply to post by luciddream
 


Just WTH is a smartie?
Is it fruity, chocolaty, Etc.?
Looks alot like a skittle, or m&m or reeses pieces.



They are just m&m's, we have smarties in the UK too. The only difference is that Smarties are made by "Nestle" and m&m's are made by "Mars".



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