Only In Canada you say ??

Funny, that list you started with, half of it applies to australia too. We have smarties here, always have, mms only came in 30 years ago.
We invented velcro too - how does that work?
Instead of getting our tongues frozen, all of us have got heat stroke and lived to tell about it (usually after a day at the beach in 35C heat)
The closest thing we had to a civil war lasted about 35 minutes and the red coats won. Instead of hanging the perpetrators, we named suburbs and electorates after them.

Love this place, wouldn't want to live anywhere else. From what i can tell on the net, tv, and my sister who lives there, if I had to choose another country to live in, it would be Canada.

We haven't got bears but we got the poisonousnestest snakes and spiders in the world!