Deny Butter

I cannot do the tasteless yellow stuff they call "Margerine".
Margerine is like the death of food.
And no it does not taste like butter so beleive it already.

Originally posted by ColoradoJens
Yep. And ole gandad (lived to 93) used to eat lard and sugar as a snack.

CJ

My god, just imagine...if he had not eaten butter and lard, he would have lived til the age of 200.

Originally posted by Tasty Canadian
Clearly you are not Canadian, for if you were, you would know that you have just committed treason and could join the shameful ranks of the banners of bacon. Butter, my friend, is a food group. Shame on you!!

I hope that cat in your avatar is eating butterless popcorn. If not, he will need all 9 of his lives.

reply to post by Hydroman


I found some slightly nuts group that sounds right up your butterless alley, ahem.

Facebook - Cold Butter Haters United

And it wouldn't surprise me if this was your website:

I think I hate butter - I just can't really make out what it is you are trying to say - must be a butter hater

Why? Because it is utterly incomprehensible and reeks of burnt toast.

The Battle of the Butter

Yours is an uphill battle. It's ok to give up.

CJ

reply to post by ColoradoJens

I suppose it is safe to you say you have accepted the butter into your heart. That is bad news though, cause it'll kill you.

reply to post by Hydroman


No, in a convoluted I way I was just trying to point out I am baffled by this thread overall.

CJ

reply to post by ColoradoJens


Everyone should see this.....butter is more important than you might realize.

reply to post by StealthyKat


Clearly, this Tavin character is a disinfo agent. He's probably paid by the Dairy Corporations.

reply to post by StealthyKat


Where in the world did you find that? Man, folks making vids on this and everything. What a great world we live in! Speaking of vids of people with fake teeth. Meet one of my creations...Derk Magma, torso less porn star...



CJ

Lol, are you in that video?

Originally posted by Hydroman
Lol, are you in that video?

I wish I was that guy. Here is the part in full...a little slow at first but picks up quick...bringing out the oldies..





CJ

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Ohhhh man....I was actually eating a hot dog when I watched this (NOT kidding!) I couldn't finish it

WARNING....this is what too much butter will do to your voice! **Parental Guidance Suggested**

Here's something a little tamer..... *snapping fingers**