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Originally posted by VariableConstant
1. Go to your local animal shelter
2. Pick out a mean looking cat, preferable with a few scars (means he knows how to get down to business)
3. Give him an intimidating name (will boost his confidence)
4. Take him home, hose him down (because he probably stinks, and it will make him mad, which will help with #5)
5. Unleash him on the rats
6. Tell him you're sorry for the whole hosing down thing ("It was just business, it wasn't personal! You know that, right? Right?")