Can You Speak Venusian?

I saw this on TV last night and just had to post it. Its an excerpt of guy who claims to be able to speak Venusian on One Pair Of Eyes with a very young Sir Patrick Moore from 1969.



For anyone who doesnt know Sir Patrick Moore is the most famous living astronomer in the UK , I dont know how he managed to keep a straight face during this inverview. People might remeber Sir Patrick as the guy who asked the Apollo 11 astronauts if they could see stars from the surface of the moon in that famous press conference. I think Sir Patrick was having a bad hair day

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Yikes!

Let's see how long it is before this thread gets dumped into the [HOAX] forum (where, frankly, IMHO, it firmly belongs)...

Sheesh...!

The OP Asks: "Can You Speak Venusian?" The answer is "NO"! And more importantly: NEITHER CAN THIS GUY!

I have seen this in the past.

You're right I don't know how Patrick kept a straight face. I guess it is a testament to his professionalism.

Oh, and Patrick always seemed to be having a bad hair day. Top astronomer though!!

LOLOL The writing part was great! `glglglglggeuglglglglglgglglikgliklglglglglagaglgl` Translates to `I am writing chicken scratches`

Plutonian sounds easier to learn that Venusian.

reply to post by PhoenixOD
Has Patrick Moore ever been young? He's been 'elderly' since his early teens. That said, he's a great guy, interesting interviewee and carries the history of modern astronomy in his memory.

In the video, he shows the British dead-pan humour in the face of a man who could be off a sketch show. The guy sounds like a Russian brushing his teeth. Despite being an emphatic opponent to ufologists and certain that water on the Moon was a ridiculous idea, he was right more often than most.

If you had a giant space cannon who/what would you put in it, and which astral body would you fire it at?

Every politician and world leader. Then blast them to Alpha Centauri, a nice safe distance for them. (laughs)

Interview with Sir Patrick Moore

Love it, seen this before it's fantastic thanks for the rewind.

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ROFL ! I was about to write a very sad post but you made me laugh big time. Hell...he's speaking turkey !

The guest actually believe his own sh%t

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ROFL can't decide whats funnier dudes hair or the actually language.

These responses show how firmly embedded people are in the narrow paradigms of our current age...

It also shows how effective the ridicule factor has been at conditioning people..

Nutters making claims is not a new thing.....

The guy is clearly a sandwich short of a picnic.....he is just making random noises and scribbling nonsense on a piece of paper.

I can do exactly the same thing, and counter his claims that the language he is speaking is the true language of Pluto.

nfwuefr eiwjr832 mknfew enfnew gfgfgfg hjawe orejr : The guy is a fraud, this is the real Plutonian language.....disprove me??



Who is more credible...nutter 1 in your video...or nutter 2 in mine

Ngulunguluugulunnurlungulungungunulungulugulungunifisnep

I wonder if anyone compared these symbols he wrote to unknown symbol writings on some ruins or something?

This made me remember the firestarter video..

Originally posted by alienreality
These responses show how firmly embedded people are in the narrow paradigms of our current age...

It also shows how effective the ridicule factor has been at conditioning people..

admitted some on here are closeminded.

but there are also others like me, who want to believe but never get offered any decent evidence.
and i think that goes for a lot of people.

someone making turkeynoises and scrabbling some random drawings on paper isn´t evidence.

flagged for laughs

for all you people JEAULOUS of his hair.
don't be a hater because he can rock that look and get away with it.


ROFL

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ETA:
for all you people JEAULOUS of his hair.
don't be a hater because he can rock that look and get away with it.

Maybe ancient aliens crafted his hair

Originally posted by PhoenixOD
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ETA:
for all you people JEAULOUS of his hair.
don't be a hater because he can rock that look and get away with it.

Maybe ancient aliens crafted his hair

edit on 19-8-2011 by PhoenixOD because: (no reason given)

obviously
i think they took him for a 'wormhole' ride

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That first string of Venusian gibbering was actually Google translated to mean:

"HELP! The toxic acidic clouds burn my skin! My eyes have already been melted by the extreme volcanic heat given by our surface temperatures! I'm burning! I'm BURNING! I'M-"

I think they chose a terrible translator.

Ill try lol this is fun

na ahta speech venus far i ss pre univeseial
ka lang lol it triez am ahor sylabolic pr specia
en ahhtais varies pr specia lol
mo safit ah univeseial specia comms inuat d asaum
ounit ah ay zz humanesca vallets ele comin
sound non comms n verbal non
wordes comms mind ele comin lol


Just playen

VENUS

SnF for the fun of it

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The Google translation of Plutonian language was...

gasp...........no atmosphere.....can't speak............

This is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.

It is impossible to speak Venutian while in the Earth's atmosphere.