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Originally posted by notimportant
doesn't make you cool but even more retarded than you already was....
Originally posted by network dude
Originally posted by notimportant
doesn't make you cool but even more retarded than you already
quoted for irony.
Sorry, but I pissed myself while laughing.
Originally posted by QuantumPhysicist
Well lucky me, I live about 10 minutes from harold camping's main office for his family radio broadcasts. With him making so much fuss in the world, I decided to take the opportunity to drive over there today at 5pm and see what was going on. I was happy because for once, I actually live close to a "current event" lol. I did not find a single "believer", but instead hundreds of "opposers" and newscasts. What a sight to see! It even flowed into the street and blocked passing cars. His front parking lot was loaded with different church groups, furious gay people, and newscasters going crazy over everything.
The church people had signs welcoming all of harold's followers to go to their church instead. All the gay people were mad because online, harold directly wrote that gays were one of the reasons for judgement day (at least that's what the gay guy told me, I have no source to back that claim up).
One of the most funniest things there was that a bunch of people had miniature blow up dolls attached to balloons. At 6pm they all released their dolls, and they "floated up to heaven". What an comical way to mock camping's belief that we were all going to ascend to heaven.
Picketers were all over the place with signs stating how harold was a liar. It was sort of a chaotic place to be.
All in all, Harold, nor any of his workers/followers, were anywhere to be found. None were standing by their firm belief that today was the day. It was stated that some people drove by his house in Alameda (5 min away), only to see that all blinds were closed, as if he was hiding. Sadly, today turned out to be more of a joke than anything.
Oh, and I also decided to let everyone know that I survived the rapture by writing it on my car! Santa stopped by as well. Check out the pictures below
edit on 21/5/11 by QuantumPhysicist because: (no reason given)edit on 21/5/11 by QuantumPhysicist because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by Fromabove
Harold camping was wrong. But that was because he went against the Bible and jesus when he set a date for the return of Jesus to the Earth. But Jesus will return very soon. Almost all of the prophecies concerning this have been fulfilled except for the gospel being preached to all nation as a witness (against them ) that jesus is Lord and Savior. And that is almost done with todays TV and radio etc.
Jesus tells us what it will be like just before He returns.
1. Israel will be a naton again
2. There will be world wars and rumors of wars
3. There will be earthquakes everywhere
4. There will be waves from the oceans that will cause some to die from the fear of seeing it (Tsunamis)
5. There will be a dramatic increase in volcanic activity (blood, fire, and smoke from under the Earth)
6. Homosexuality will increase
7. Lawlessness will increase
8. People will lose their compassion and love for other people
9. Jerusalem (Israel) will be surrounded by enemies of all nations. ( This could happen as of September by the UN "all nations" when Israel refused to give up it's lad to Palestine.)
10. The Gospel will be preached in every nation as a witness.
11. The Earth will experience a catastrophic worldwide earthquake. The sun will be darkened, and the moon will not be visable. Meteors will rain down upon the Earth. ( This could be the result of an asteroid impact - do the research.)
12. A great light will appear from the sky, the Christians will be taken from the Earth.
13. The Earth will experience the judgment of Almighty God.
Have your laughs now. But Jesus is still coming back to reclaim the Earth. We don't know the day or the hour, but Jesus tell us the season as described above. It can be found in the Bible in the Book of Mathew, chapter 24.
You forgot these verses
Th 2:3-4
3 Let no one deceive you by any means; for that Day will not come unless the falling away comes first, and the man of sin is revealed, the son of perdition,
4 who opposes and exalts himself above all that is called God or that is worshiped, so that he sits as God in the temple of God, showing himself that he is God.
(NKJ)
edit on 22-5-2011 by Fromabove because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by network dude
quoted for irony.
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Originally posted by Aloysius the Gaul
There's an old saying - fool me onnce shame on you, fool me twice shame on me...
But it needs to be rewriten for this guy - something like "fool myself once shame on me, fool myself twice I must be a ferkin' retard"
anyone else want to try their hand at a paraphrase??!
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — [pauses] — shame on you. Fool me — [pauses] — You can't get fooled again."
Originally posted by wonderworld
Originally posted by network dude
Originally posted by notimportant
doesn't make you cool but even more retarded than you already
quoted for irony.
Sorry, but I pissed myself while laughing.
Grammer Major. I wisheded I coluld spell two but fergot howta. O.K I'm being rude, but seriously?
He's old but must not be senile if he can grab the world's attention.
Did you know English is the hardest language? two,too,to, and why does it work that way.