What are you doing for Rapture Saturday ?

i'm thinking i should call my Mom around on 0545 so i can be on the phone w/ her - she has the best chances.
she even went to confession concerning voting for O- ramalamadingdong.

Originally posted by rigel4
Lols , hope it wakes some peeps up though
and starts them on a path of true enlightenment...

ie reality

This is a REALLY IRONIC place to post that...

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I'll be starting my week long family vacation in Disney World. At least if the Rapture does happen, I'll have short lines.

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Well it's a long weekend for Us Canadians as Monday the 23rd is Victoria day. I'm planning on enjoying the rapture as I do most weekends, drunk and blasted out of my skull pissing off my neighbors with my loud electric guitar.

I'm hoping to actually witness people being floated up and away, or at the very least, disappearing in a flash leaving smoldering piles of clothes on the ground. i'm actually looking forward to this as I feel the rest of us, those "left behind" will have a wonderful world free of religious dogma and unreasonable hate to ourselves. Anyone who actually believes in the rapture, in the esoteric sense, or the current this weekend sense, isn't really a person i would typically get a long with anyways.

Shorter lines at the beer store, never having to worry if the next ps3 title is sold out, always getting good concert seats. Yeah, I'm pumped.

I will be hitting the employment websites, because there will be a lot of open positions come Sunday.

I'll polishing my shotgun and making shells in preparation for the Zombie Apocalypse that is to follow. But given the track record of these End Time prophets, my Saturday would probably be better spent cracking on with all those odd jobs around the house I've been meaning to get to.

I was just thinking ..... I don't think any of my boss's or colleagues
at work will be disappearing anywhere fast on Saturday.

LOL

Originally posted by Silend

So you won't be hoping for an uplifting experience?

Well, i don't now. o yeah i forgot one thing. i will be reading Matthew 24:36 loud.

(if i don't forget it lol)

edit on 17-5-2011 by Silend because: (no reason given)

Personally I like Luke17:20-21

Originally posted by chr0naut

• Acts 17:31, ESV “Because he has fixed a day on which he will judge the world in righteousness by a man whom he has appointed; and of this he has given assurance to all by raising him from the dead.”

Has anyone come back from the dead recently? Yeah, I didn't think so. But I'd soil myself if OBL aires a new video tomorrow

Step right up folks........ Looks like it never happened.



carry on ...................

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Not going to church.

Working from home, er...telecommuting.
That's with my left hand on a PC.

With my right hand, on a Mac, I am reading news, and posts, and choosing netflix titles for my queue.

With the eyes in the back of my head, I am watching Billy Madison, the movie

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You mods are so multi talented

Lol