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my favorite joke----ever

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posted on Feb, 22 2011 @ 06:19 PM
nice joke

posted on Feb, 22 2011 @ 09:51 PM
reply to post by kennyb72

That ones good! Hahaha, I'm so using that if you don't mind.

posted on May, 6 2011 @ 05:38 PM
reply to post by darrman

ohh still funny

posted on Apr, 15 2012 @ 08:12 PM
reply to post by darrman

no soap,,


posted on Nov, 27 2014 @ 01:41 AM
a reply to: darrman

hmm finally back around ATS..

i like some of the new things..
give me a month , let me Explore..

posted on Nov, 27 2014 @ 10:55 AM
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way

A squirrel living in a pine tree feels the tree shaking violently. He looks down, and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel asks:
"Why are you climbing my tree?"
"I'm coming up here to eat some pears", says the elephant.
"You idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears!", replies the squirrel
"I brought my own pears.", says the elephant

My nephew said he was cold, so I told him to stand in the corner.
He asked "Why, is it warm there?"
I replied, "Yes, corners are almost always 90 degrees."

A guy goes to the doctor for a routine physical.
The doctor tells the guy, "Well for one thing, you've got to stop masturbating."
The guy asks why.
The doctor says, "Because I'm trying to give you a physical !!!"

I want a job cleaning mirrors. it's just something I could really see myself doing.

A cop is sitting on the side of the highway when all of a sudden he sees a guy driving a truck full of penguins.
He pulls the truck over.
"What seems to be the problem officer?"
"Well you have a truck full of penguins, i'm just going to give you a warning but you need to take these penguins to the zoo immediately."
A few hours later, the truck passes again, still filled with penguins. So again the officer pulls the man over.
"I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!"
"I did, and they loved it. Now we're going to the movies!"

posted on Nov, 27 2014 @ 11:09 AM
A guy walks into a bar on a busy night. Everybody is noticing him, and it is all good attention. All the women are swooning over him. But there is one very noticeable thing about him that is odd... his head appears to be an orange!

The guy walks up to the bar and announces, "All drinks are on me tonight!" as he throws a handful of $100 bills
on the bar..

The bartender gets the man's attention and asks him, "So what's your deal?" The man replies,

"I found a lamp with a genie in it while I was walking on the beach the other day! He gave me three wishes."

"That's pretty neat," replied the bartender. "So what did you wish for?"

"Well, the first wish was endless $100 bills in my pockets, and then I asked him to make me irresistible to women."

"Good choices!' said the bartender.

The guy replied: "I think I screwed up on the third wish"

The bartender says "What did you ask for?"

The guy says: "I asked the genie to turn my head into an orange."

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