my favorite joke----ever

Why dont you ever see, Seagulls, flying over the Bay?




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..because then,, they would be,,, bagels..






everyone loves that one! and so clean!

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I hate to say this, but I don't get it.

Edit: upon further review I get it. ha ha.

Oooooh, lordy
2nd

nice pun mind If i use it?S&F for you

Originally posted by lonegurkha
nice pun mind If i use it?S&F for you

please use it !!

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HILARIOUS! This joke + red wine = magic. Thanks. -MGMT

Originally posted by mayabong
reply to post by darrman

 

I hate to say this, but I don't get it.

Edit: upon further review I get it. ha ha.

edit on 15-2-2011 by mayabong because: (no reason given)

Ohhh lol you were funnier than the joke.. hahaha

lmao

bagels... rofl!!

Originally posted by donatellanator
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HILARIOUS! This joke + red wine = magic. Thanks. -MGMT

edit on 15-2-2011 by donatellanator because: hoke? naw....

Red wine eh...

Mine would be red if I added creamy soda to it!! 8]

oO

Q. Which german invented the womans bra?

A. Dr. Schtoppemfloppin.

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Hahaha, yes!

What did they call Postman Pat when he lost his job?

Pat.

reply to post by darrman


Why did the chicken kill himself.

Because he wanted to get to the "Other Side"

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Two antenna's met on a roof, courted and then got married. The ceremony was crap but the reception was fantastic.

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

What's got 100 balls and screws rabbits?


A Shotgun!!

oO

oh wow, just got it

Not everyone I showed this joke to thought it was as funny as I did. But, here it is:

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk replies, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner screams, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

The clerk calmly replies, "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"

Originally posted by virraszto
Not everyone I showed this joke to thought it was as funny as I did.

But, here it is:

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk replies, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner screams, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

The clerk calmly replies, "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"

)))

I liked it.. my sort of dire humor that..

Lol

This squirrel walks into a bar with a car steering wheel tied around his crotch.
The barman serves him a drink and asks him if it is uncomfortable at all.
'Uncomfortable!' said the squirrel. 'it's driving me nuts'.

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"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."

Mark Twain