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my favorite joke----ever

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posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 10:50 PM
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Why dont you ever see, Seagulls, flying over the Bay?




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..because then,, they would be,,, bagels..






everyone loves that one! and so clean!




posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 10:53 PM
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I hate to say this, but I don't get it.


Edit: upon further review I get it. ha ha.
edit on 15-2-2011 by mayabong because: (DRUNK)

edit on 15-2-2011 by mayabong because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 10:53 PM
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Oooooh, lordy

2nd
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posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 10:54 PM
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nice pun mind If i use it?S&F for you



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 10:58 PM
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Originally posted by lonegurkha
nice pun mind If i use it?S&F for you


please use it !!



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:16 PM
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HILARIOUS! This joke + red wine = magic. Thanks. -MGMT
edit on 15-2-2011 by donatellanator because: hoke? naw....



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:24 PM
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Originally posted by mayabong
reply to post by darrman
 


I hate to say this, but I don't get it.


Edit: upon further review I get it. ha ha.
edit on 15-2-2011 by mayabong because: (no reason given)


Ohhh lol you were funnier than the joke.. hahaha

lmao

bagels... rofl!!




posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:25 PM
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Originally posted by donatellanator
reply to post by darrman
 


HILARIOUS! This joke + red wine = magic. Thanks. -MGMT
edit on 15-2-2011 by donatellanator because: hoke? naw....


Red wine eh...

Mine would be red if I added creamy soda to it!! 8]

oO




posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:37 PM
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Q. Which german invented the womans bra?

A. Dr. Schtoppemfloppin.



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:39 PM
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reply to post by badw0lf
 


Hahaha, yes!



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:44 PM
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What did they call Postman Pat when he lost his job?

Pat.



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:53 PM
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Why did the chicken kill himself.

Because he wanted to get to the "Other Side"

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posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 12:00 AM
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Two antenna's met on a roof, courted and then got married. The ceremony was crap but the reception was fantastic.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 12:37 AM
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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.




posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 12:41 AM
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What's got 100 balls and screws rabbits?


A Shotgun!!

oO



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 12:43 AM
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oh wow, just got it



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 01:09 AM
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Not everyone I showed this joke to thought it was as funny as I did.
But, here it is:

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk replies, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner screams, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

The clerk calmly replies, "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 01:26 AM
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Originally posted by virraszto
Not everyone I showed this joke to thought it was as funny as I did.
But, here it is:

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk replies, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner screams, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

The clerk calmly replies, "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"


)))

I liked it.. my sort of dire humor that..

Lol



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 09:23 AM
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This squirrel walks into a bar with a car steering wheel tied around his crotch.
The barman serves him a drink and asks him if it is uncomfortable at all.
'Uncomfortable!' said the squirrel. 'it's driving me nuts'.



posted on Feb, 18 2011 @ 12:03 AM
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"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."

Mark Twain



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