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Originally posted by berenike
A man was born with a nut and bolt in his belly button.
It wasn't too much of an inconvenience, but it puzzled him that he was the only person he knew who had such a thing.
One day, sitting alone in the forest he was greeted by the good fairy who offered to grant him a wish. Having been caught unawares, he couldn't think of much to ask for but it occurred to him that he might like to be rid of the nut and bolt.
He made his request and the good fairy waved her magic wand and the nut and bolt vanished.
And the man's bum fell off.