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Originally posted by Skadi_the_Evil_Elfthere he was, with a few magazine pages, choking his chicken. I was temporarily stunned, and shoved him told him the colonel was right outside.
Originally posted by ZeddicusZulZorander
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Judge Thompson: That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Judge Donald D. Thompson.
Judge Thompson: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Judge Donald D. Thompson.
Judge Thompson: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Judge Donald D. Thompson.
Originally posted by groingrinder
Every case this judge has ever tried needs to be thrown out.