You know you are a terrorist when..........

You own a gun and you think you have the right to.

You read the Constitution and you expect your representatives to follow it.

You are a returning veteran from a foreign war protecting the US and her Constitution.

You go to townhall meeting and get all uppity with your betters.

You go to any rally decrying what the government is doing.

You can think for yourself and say it on the internet.

You have an opinion and you let your representative know it.

You fit any of the components in the DHS homegrown terrorist watchlist.

You object to unConstitutional laws like the Patriot Act or the Health Care bill.

You are pissed that the government bailed out their corrupt bankster buddies.

You believe you have the right to the fruit of your own labor.

You believe you have the right to property without taxation on that property.

You believe you have individual rights.

You think your representatives are wankers.

You believe our country is sovereign and our borders should be protected.

You think stepping through a body scanner and your images may end up in some perverts portfolio, ultimately ending up on the internet and that those scanners may cause you bodily harm.



Any more, I could go on, but I thought you peeps should have some fun also.

[edit on 2-9-2010 by saltheart foamfollower]

another one to add:

You listen to Glenn Beck.








[edit on 2-9-2010 by NeutronAvenger]

you vote on Nov.2 and the person you voted for wins.

I thought this thread would get more takers oh well.

If someone does not know where I got the format-

www.jumbojoke.com...

You know you're a redneck when...

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.

reply to post by saltheart foamfollower


It could be worse, have a listen to this...



Dont talk to neighbours much?

Like to pay with cash?

Like to keep your curtains closed?

Yep, you might be a terrorist along with half of your country.



[edit on 2-9-2010 by XXXN3O]

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I am really beginning to think we all should find out the addresses of our representatives and start calling in reports on them abusing their children, beating their wives or husbands, pouring oil down the storm drains, being possible terrorists (they have voted for wars, so that one would be legit:@@.

I am getting sick of this 1984esque world they are building.

Thanks for the vid.

[edit on 2-9-2010 by saltheart foamfollower]

reply to post by XXXN3O


Omg......

I can't believe it's come to that. Is that a real advertisement?

Whatever happened to privacy?

Lol, "you don't have a bank card, you're a terrorist". Next it will be, "you don't have a chip, you're a terrorist....."

reply to post by saltheart foamfollower


Found a nice quiz that says I'm a terrorist according to DHS... Which blows my mind since I'm a disabled vet who got that way due to my ideology...

Thanks for OP, learn something new everyday. LOL

Originally posted by Tripple_Helix
reply to post by XXXN3O

 

Omg......

I can't believe it's come to that. Is that a real advertisement?

Whatever happened to privacy?

Lol, "you don't have a bank card, you're a terrorist". Next it will be, "you don't have a chip, you're a terrorist....."

Yes it is real, it was aired on a radio station called TalkSport earlier this year or it might have been end of last year.

You hit the nail on the head there.

reply to post by saltheart foamfollower


You know what the strangest thing is, the more they label people under categories that could be terrorists etc. Over time there only going to be one group left, themselves.

Yet here we all are thinking the truth will never get out?

reply to post by XXXN3O


Not only that, but if we are all terrorists than the word loses it's meaning... When someone is reported to be one we will scoff asking if it's because he supports gun rights.

You know your a terrorist when....

You blow up a federal building because...

Taxes are a joke. Regardless of what a political candidate "promises," they will increase. More taxes are always the answer to government mismanagement. They mess up. We suffer. Taxes are reaching cataclysmic levels, with no slowdown in sight. [...] Is a Civil War Imminent? Do we have to shed blood to reform the current system? I hope it doesn't come to that. But it might.

Timothy McVeigh

and

The government is afraid of the guns people have because they have to have control of the people at all times. Once you take away the guns, you can do anything to the people. You give them an inch and they take a mile. I believe we are slowly turning into a socialist government. The government is continually growing bigger and more powerful and the people need to prepare to defend themselves against government control.

Timothy McVeigh

Somehow sounds familiar. I wonder why?

[edit on 9/2/2010 by whatukno]

reply to post by XXXN3O


There is one one team that isn't with the terrists and that is the Government and their supporters.

Anything they do is good and cannot be bad and if you so much as disagree: you a terrorist now dawg.

You know you are a terrorist when you visit those crazy
conspiracy sites that say bad things about the government.

Guess that is all of us, lol.

reply to post by whatukno


Wukky that is probably the most obtuse post I have ever seen you post. What are you implying? Don't be so passive aggressive and get to the point. Say what you mean, mean what you say kind of thing....

If you are equating familiarity of rhetoric leading to similar actions, then wouldn't by now, nearly over 50% of the country have blown up Federal buildings?

I use 50%, because in poll after poll, that number of Americans self-identify with conservative leaning values. Since conservative leaning values tend to be: Fiscal responsibility, limited government, personal responsibility, etc...., I have drawn the conclusion that by your analysis, over 50% of the people should be running out emulating someone they most likely have a great and utter disdain for.

reply to post by ownbestenemy


Actually, I was giving an example of a real terrorist Timothy McVeigh would definitely qualify as a terrorist. (I am sure that many here actually would regard him as a martyr.)

How many times have you seen something similar to the above written on this site? How many times have you seen someone elude to a violent revolution?

All I am saying is that terrorists blow up buildings. It's just a coincidence that they also share the same feelings as conservatives.

You know you might be a terrorist when you find yourself reading everything Saltheart posts!!!


[edit on 2-9-2010 by sweetliberty]

You park your camel in the long term lot at JFK?

reply to post by whatukno

All I am saying is that terrorists blow up buildings. It's just a coincidence that they also share the same feelings as conservatives.

The Weather Underground blew up buildings but did not, nor do not share the same feelings as conservatives.

While the Black Panther Party is not known for bombing any buildings, they were a militant faction that made overt threats to law enforcement officers threatening revolution, and there is the the matter of this:

However, in 1970, Seale and several other Panthers were back in court, in New Haven, Connecticut. The charge was the 1969 alleged murder of suspected Panther police informant Alex Rackley. Seale and fellow Panther Erica Huggins were ultimately acquitted, but two other Panthers, including Warren Kimbro (who plea-bargained), were sentenced to prison. Seale's controversial trial inspired a "May Day" riot at Yale University in New Haven, prompting the federal government to send in 2,500 NATIONAL GUARD members after a substantial amount of mercury (a bomb-making ingredient) was taken from a Yale chemistry lab and several rifles were discovered missing. Read more: Black Panther Party - Further Readings - Panthers, Police, Fbi, Seale, and African law.jrank.org...

The Black Panther Party is not known for their sympathetic view of conservatives.

The Symboinese Liberation Army, while not bombing any buildings, was well known for their left wing political ideology, robbing banks, and of course, the very well publicized kidnapping of Patty Hearst, and they did not share the feelings of conservatives.

The Unabomber, while not bombing any buildings, did engage in a mail bombing campaign that killed three people, and injured 23 more, spanning a time frame of nearly 20 years of his terror campaign. Ted Kaczynski is not known for his sympathetic view of conservatives.

reply to post by Jean Paul Zodeaux


Actually, you can classify each of those (save for Ted Kaczynski) as Militias, well Militias as they are classified by ATS Members.

Ted, was a nutcase singularly, and his manifesto could very well be copied and presented as the TEA party platform.