Why are aliens always naked

reply to post by lestweforgetIf you don't understand something or something is different don't blame it on Satan, remember ,God created all living beings, not all is evil.

Because the have no genitalia. You dont wear gloves 24/7 trying to conceal your fingers do you? Same principle. There is nothing to clothe.

I am just saying if I was an Alien, i would have something awesome to wear!

There has to some alien designer guy, they put flashing disco lights on their ships but they come out naked.... uhm wait a second maybe they are drunk running around... Lets go streaking..ON EARTH

reply to post by KingAtlas


I say we give them Mardi Gras beads. Your not naked if your wearing them!

Originally posted by KingAtlas
I am just saying if I was an Alien, i would have something awesome to wear!

There has to some alien designer guy, they put flashing disco lights on their ships but they come out naked.... uhm wait a second maybe they are drunk running around... Lets go streaking..ON EARTH

And then they wake up in some gutter with an intergalactic traffic cone on their head.

"Dude, where's my UFO?"

Okay i have to ask, how does everyone but me know that they have no gentals... I mean is there an alien genitalia thread that i havent heard about, alien genitalia has been DEBUNKED

It could be that what people are seeing aren’t the aliens themselves but an android or something similar, they are not naked, just the outer skin of an android, that might not even look like the aliens themselves, so why bother clothing an android if there are no sexual organs to hide?

There are many ideas on this including the whole suit thing, and it is not necessarily skin tight, they might be even skinnier than the suits make them look, or if it is skin tight, it might be similar to a wet suit, they can actually make you appear skinnier than you actually are, and it would appear to an alien race that we have no sexual organs, which is how they appear in pictures.

Just some thought for you to process.

reply to post by KingAtlas


I don't know all I ask is how do they breed? They have to have genitalia it might not be visible but they need it... There should be a topic debunking, the debunked alien genitalia.

reply to post by Xiamara


There's loads of alien species out there from what I've read. How many of them are actually real is another matter.

The Greys are assumed to use cloning to 'reproduce'. There's also the question of lifespan. Surely a highly advanced society of space travelers will be able to live quite long?

Too many unknowns to be sure.

I don't even want to think of how they get it on....
That is so grimey... ohh ahhh mental picture
thanks for that Xia...

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They probably find it difficult parking their Spaceship down Rodeo Drive..... plus they probably have money issues.

reply to post by Tarrok


This thought popped in my mind after that comment for some reason.

I picture and advanced race like the Q from Star Trek, we see what they want us to. That is why no one ever gets a clear picture of a alien craft, they aren’t really there, just an image shot into the mind of the picture taker, you can’t get a picture of something you see only in your mind. Same would go for pictures of the aliens themselves.

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reply to post by Tarrok


They would still need genitalia. It doesn't have to be male or female per say or even functioning unless it evolved off which is kinda bad luck since if they loose their cloning technology they are screwed.


reply to post by KingAtlas


hey I didn't think you would picture it...Sorry for giving you mental Alien porn.

reply to post by AlienCarnage


I have no doubt that if aliens are indeed in control of the UFOs that we're trying to find a decent picture of, then yes I believe they only show us what they want us to see.

If they really are here to shock us into changing the world by having us see them, there'd be a series of global mega sightings that no one could cover up, hide or dismiss.

As that's not the case (yet?) I can only assume they are trying to target the individuals that are paying attention. The reason? Maybe for us to start realizing whats really happening in the world and how governments are screwing us over.

well at least the price was right, i usually have to pay for alien porn haha

Originally posted by Xiamara
reply to post by Tarrok

 

They would still need genitalia. It doesn't have to be male or female per say or even functioning unless it evolved off which is kinda bad luck since if they loose their cloning technology they are screwed.


reply to post by KingAtlas

 

hey I didn't think you would picture it...Sorry for giving you mental Alien porn.

There would probably be people who would watch alien porn out of morbid curiosity. There is a market out there for nearly anything porn, even alien porn I suppose.

reply to post by Xiamara


Maybe they have samples from before they started cloning? And perhaps they are here conducting experiments to solve the reproduction problem they face?

Create a human/gray hybrid in order to save themselves.

Seems to be a good explanation for their medical visits. They have something to gain by spending time here.


Edit for clarity.

P.S. I'm sure alien porn wouldn't be so bad if you put some Barry White on in the background. Lets get it ooooon...

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Originally posted by Tarrok
reply to post by Xiamara

 

Maybe they have samples from before they started cloning? And perhaps they are here conducting experiments to solve the reproduction problem they face?

Create a human/gray hybrid in order to save themselves.

Seems to be a good explanation for their medical visits. They have something to gain by spending time here.


Edit for clarity.

P.S. I'm sure alien porn wouldn't be so bad if you put some Barry White on in the background. Lets get it ooooon...

[edit on 18-8-2010 by Tarrok]

There was something similar related in a SG1 episode that they (the alien race that the series deals with that look like the greys) were cloning themselves into non existence.

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that is gonna be my next thread for sure "Youve seen them naked now How much would you pay for alien porn? "

so wrong, but serves em right for running around naked. And in the pictures they are always looking at the camera like they are surprised... but they dont cover their debunked genitals

reply to post by AlienCarnage


Oh god, its frightening. I know a furry who's friends with a furry artist and some of the requests they get... *shudder* The internet is a scary scary place.

reply to post by Tarrok


Hmm does explain it... On a Biological standpoint its not very smart. if they can travel light years why would they loose their genitalia. Biologically it would kill their species eventually but breeding with humans would solve that hopefully humans retain their genitalia or else they might look like Alan Rickman in Dogma.

As for the alien Barry White porn. Maybe that's why they haven't come out. Freaky humans wanting to watch two greys get it on.

reply to post by KingAtlas



LMAO You get a star for that one... Too funny

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