The "Argument Clinic" Thread

Originally posted by whatukno
Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.

Actually it is an accurate depiction of me from my past life. Therefore it is not abuse. Thanks for playing

[edit on 24/7/2010 by Dark Ghost]

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Mmmm, think that Haemophobics and Erythrophobics are really going to save you from defeat eh ??



Cos believe me a few killer tomatoes they can handle but THIS on the other hand certainly justifies fear of the colour red !!




Aaaaaaaaargh !!
Now that was scaaaaaary !!

Chris De Burgh !! Aaaaaaaaargh !!

[edit on 24-7-2010 by uk today]

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Haha now I get it! Sorry, hadn't seen the extended clip before. Funny stuff :bnghd:

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That video is actually kind of pleasant for heterosexual males that are not vision-impaired.

As for everyone else - especially the blind - I feel truly sorry that they would have to experience such a tragic sensation. I cannot help but feel this song is a shocking affront to music and all that it represents.

I now spend each day praying for a machine that can remove this horrible memory from my mind.

[edit on 27/7/2010 by Dark Ghost]

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OMG, seriously you are soooooooo funny !!

I almost feel like letting ya win !!!!



But soooooo NOT going to of course !!!

Mmmmm, seems you would agree that THAT song by THAT certain person is certainly MUCH freakin scarier than a few red plastic tomatoes !!!!

So victory to moi.....

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Me again

Now there can be NO argument here baby, so only reply to concede instant defeat ok !!

This family DEFO have a pretty severe alcohol problem would you not AGREE ?????

Originally posted by uk today

Mmmmm, seems you would agree that THAT song by THAT certain person is certainly MUCH freakin scarier than a few red plastic tomatoes !!!!

So victory to moi.....

HAHA, but are we arguing if the movie itself was scary or if it is as scary or scarier than a music video? Your deviance from the topic has cost you my dear! Victory is mine.

Originally posted by uk today
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Me again

Now there can be NO argument here baby, so only reply to concede instant defeat ok !!

This family DEFO have a pretty severe alcohol problem would you not AGREE ?????

No way. They actually have a massive fear of REALITY! Which is why they constantly need to drink and escape their pain! Alcohol is the solution, not the problem

Victory music please...

[edit on 28/7/2010 by Dark Ghost]

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A MASSIVE fear of reality....I don't think so !!


Now as I am about to demonstrate, they have'nt actually remembered anything for the past 20 yrs, so there is NO WAY they could possibly be afraid of reality cos they would have no recollection of how miserable life really is in a sober state !!!

Plus it would appear from their New Years resolution that reality is something they yearn to return to, but the SEVERE alcohol problem/ addiction is preventing this happening !!
Plunging them into a world of darkness and despair !!!!



Victory is MINE, all MINE !!!!
Lets have a drink to celebrate eh !!!

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What was the debate about again? I've just had 10 stubbies and I feel hammered! I looked in the mirror and never seen someone so wrecked!

Originally posted by Dark Ghost
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What was the debate about again? I've just had 10 stubbies and I feel hammered! I looked in the mirror and never seen someone so wrecked!

Sorry what debate eh ??

* swigs bottle *

We debating somethin baby, cos I've kinda forgotten !!

* scratches head....slurp *

I'm NOT pis*ed ......


* Hiccup....gulp....swig.....slurp *

Oh did I win yeah ???

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Yes, I did win. Thanks for playing. Better luck next time!

Originally posted by Dark Ghost
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Yes, I did win. Thanks for playing. Better luck next time!

Now there's something you need to know baby !!!

Moi is from Yorkshire.....and us Yorkshire people are the masters of arguments and NEVER lose !!!

As the following example demonstrates....



Better luck next time yeah.....

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LOL. Well, I have to...no I don't want to...it's not fair! Why!

I concede defeat.

uk today, congratulations on your victory!

*Dark Ghost bows his head, waves and exists the stage*

The crowd cheers for all those that took part in this Argument Clinic Thread.