If that doesn't wow you, .... I dont know what will.
Look at em !!! LOOK AT EM GO !!! .... he made quick work of that little asian boy.
Anywho, back to the Avy.
I think this is a poster that any self respecting citizen should have in their house.
It illustrates how we should keep our filthy mouth's shut for the good of the government.
Know your place ??? Check.
Shut your face ??? Absoloutely.
What right do we peons have to question the allmighty, all knowing government. They are here to protect us, even from ourselves if need be.
We should live in bliss knowing that they are working behind the scenes to make our lives every bit as comfortable as they can be, ...... and if
people can't accept that, maybe they should be smacked in the face, or even hauled away to guantanamo bay, .... out of sight out of mind right, ....
wasn't that one of Bush's slogans ??
anyway, ... Uncle Sam should have the inherent right to lay the smack down whenever needs be, in fact when people meet the president for the first
time, instead of shaking hands president obama should simply punch them in the face as hard as he can, then rifle through their pockets for money.
No cakes... beer and pie please.... And you are very close, for anyone who knows about Carl Sagan would know what my name means. Yes I admire Ellie
and Carl. My avatar is actually my Rock Band character. She's as kooky and cool as I wish I could be also. Incidentally, I dressed as her for
Lloyd had stood there all night, ... watching, ... waiting. .....
As a young beautiful woman approached to greet him, Lloyd realized his master plan would soon become realized, .....
Springing to life, he extended his hand to greet the young woman, unfortunately she could not fathom the fate which awaited her ....
As her hand made contact with his, a loud and annoying buzzing sensation came from his palm !!!
Lloyd had done it !! He had finally got someone with his handshake buzzer !!
Incredibly amused with his practical joke and sheer genius, Lloyd stood in the corner and giggled to himself for the better part of the halloween
party........ almost 6 hours.
The young woman got drunk and ended up sleeping with a random stranger, while Lloyd retreated back to his studio apartment where he blogged about his
hysterical gag, then later made love to himself while crying simultaneously. Using his own tears as lube.
I dont have to guess, the interpretation is quite literal.
Peace Jet = Jet of Peace.
A jet full of Hippies which flies from country to country spreading peace, love, understanding, and body odor.
Instead of a condensation trail, it leaves a rainbow trail, .. and drops lollipops and gummy bears.
The Peace Jet is not made of alumninum or steel, .... but of love, and positive ideal's, ...... which is also the reason why it crashed into the
Himilaya's killing 174 of it's passengers.
... and while 34 did survive, it was only a matter of time until the gummy bears ran out, forcing some of the passengers to go on a meditative fast
...... Until they were eaten by other passengers who had resorted to cannabalism.
By the time rescuer's arrived on the scene, the remaining passengers were sacrificing one of their own to their new diety of the mountains named
Zoltar. Worked up into a blood frenzy, and speaking in a primitive language, they could not be talked down and were promptly executed by the rescue
Ironicaly enough, ... the crawling eye of doom sent to devour our souls doesnt even have a mouth, so once he has you cornered, ... he just kind of
watches you, like a raincoat wearing stranger at a playground.
Another manifistation of your imagination, first the demon in the closet, .... now this.
I'm not sure what your other one was, ... it looked like someone delivering an alien fetus.
I think your avatar is how everyone eventualy feels about carnivals in general, ... dark, gloomy, dirty places.
They draw you in with all the flashy lights, and smiling children holding balloons. Then you finally get there and have to spend $20 for a book of
tickets which gets you on 4 rides, ..... thats like $5 a ride !!! Then you decide to show your machismo to your lady friend by winning her a stuffed
elephant, it's not that hard right ??? all you have to do is make basketball shot !! unfortunately what they dont tell you is that the rim is bent
!!! in fact the ball doesnt even fit into it !!! Aside from that, ..... most of the carnie's seem familiar as you have either seen them
panhandling in front of a supermarket, .... or on Megan's Law website.
... so there you are, broke, nauseous from the rides and cotton candy, suffering from general depression and apathy. Your only thought to get home
before the mrs's see's another 35 cent trinket which will cost you $43 dollars to attain.
Is that the old Ferris wheel in your avatar as well.
I remember my dear cousin fell off of one as a child, .... in fact the only thing that saved him was his jacket, ...... so he hung there for an hour
or two while they could get help up to him.
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