I Am The Second Son of God

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Might I suggest some soap and water, and perhaps a nice pedicure?

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I'll fix that damned TOE.

Grabs his 5lb maul!

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Toe - noo

Toe - nooo

Toe= noooo

I toe no!!!

[edit on 14-5-2010 by randyvs]

Originally posted by Maybe...maybe not
I'm just wondering what piece to reveal next.

Perhaps a bit of liver.....

If you reveal anymore body parts I'll have to smite thee!






[edit on 14-5-2010 by SLAYER69]

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by Maybe...maybe not
I'm just wondering what piece to reveal next.
Perhaps a bit of liver.....

If you reveal anymore body parts I'll have to smite thee!

Do your worst!

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.....oh look......that's my lunch!

[edit on 14-5-2010 by Maybe...maybe not]

Originally posted by ben91069
Many have known me here long ago on these forums, however I did tend to my final cleansing and moved away from posting on ATS for a time.

Welcome back,much has changed
ormaybe not.

I am the second son of God who finishes the work of the first son and brings redemption to all who come to the truth of God. I will soon be making this same announcement in the Jewish community and peoples of the world.

So as the second son of god,do you have feelings of sibling rivalry with your older brother ?
Whats his name again ?

So how did you spend your time while you where away not posting on ATS/BTS ?

Did you become an indigo ?
or maybe an Emo ?
Oh i know,you went on that GFL hippy ship that broke down on the edge of the intergalactic high way a few million miles away from earth ?

No seriously,I have one question to ask,Which god ?
Can you flip me the name here ?

You know maybe god knows no limits,but bandwidth and hard-drive space isn't free you know.

Originally posted by SLAYER69
Now that I'm an official member of the Son of god toilet cult I can answer a few question. First off we wear funny hats have a cool handshake and eat lots of pizza pockets.

Well, at least you know that the father is less than serious most of the time. Comedy should also be a virtue in the new world order.

Originally posted by Maybe...maybe not
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Can you fix my toe?

Will somebody hand me a pruning shears so we can get the toe issue off of this thread?

Originally posted by ben91069

Originally posted by SLAYER69
Now that I'm an official member of the Son of god toilet cult I can answer a few question. First off we wear funny hats have a cool handshake and eat lots of pizza pockets.

Well, at least you know that the father is less than serious most of the time. Comedy should also be a virtue in the new world order.

I've done what you asked.

The cat is in the freezer, I've drained all the toilet bowls in the neighborhood and I've shaven my eyebrows.

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by Maybe...maybe not
reply to post by satanictemple

 

Can you fix my toe?

Will somebody hand me a pruning shears so we can get the toe issue off of this thread?

So.....

I guess my subluxated sacroiliac joint is out of the question.....

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The Matrix is telling you about me, Neo (new) Anderson with a birthday of Sept. 10.

Notice the registrars last name.

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So.....

Why have you blocked out certain info?

Who's ya Mum?

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Also.....

I see this confirms you were alive when you were born.

OMG they sent the messiah the all powerful savior of creation to the dark basement of BTS.!!

The horror, the horror.

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Here's 1 of my favourite CD's.

Would you like to borrow it?

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What ... no long form birth certificate?

Pfff!!!

Originally posted by Maybe...maybe not
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So.....

Why have you blocked out certain info?

Who's ya Mum?

[edit on 14-5-2010 by Maybe...maybe not]

With respect to my guardian family here, I have blocked out their names for the time being, although my mother believes me and is aware of who I am. She confirmed with me about a month ago that an angel spoke to her in the middle of the night and told her that I am who I claim to be and that I would lead many people to the salvation and also that I would live a long life.

My earthly father I have disowned, but he too knows of my claims.

[edit on 14-5-2010 by ben91069]

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OK.....

And can you expand on the aspect of being alive when you were born?

So, this explains you saying you were coming to live with us.

Ben.......like so many before you, you experience the birthing process, then twist and kink all the teachings into some knotted ball and voila - it's the same old - same old Messiah complex.

It's the Messiah in you - not "I am a Messiah".

You said something along the lines of being able to blow these peoples minds with the things you know? We'll see! Be careful though, someone may come along and know a bit more than you and blow you away.Lol

For snits and giggles, I'm a girl, I'm from Ohio, I was born on June 13th and my initials spell "LAW."

And I can produce my birth certificate.Lol

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That's it?

I shaved my eyebrows, killed a cat and flushed over 300 toilets becuase of that?

Here you can have your toilet back. I'm out of this cult!