I Am The Second Son of God

reply to post by ben91069


Another person with a big EGO complex.
I got one thing to say about folks that say they are god in the flesh.

Get down off that cross someone needs the wood.

Originally posted by ladyinwaiting
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

Do you realize you have a toilet as your avatar?

It's an exclusive club. You have to know people who know stuff.

I don't want to reveal it all at the moment your heads will explode.
It's technical

reply to post by SLAYER69


Will you stop spamming this thread?

I want my toe fixed!

Originally posted by InvisibleAlbatross
Yes because Jesus would have a toilet avatar and post on conspiracy message boards

HAHAHAHAHA!

Greatest post of the year so far!

Originally posted by Maybe...maybe not
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

Will you stop spamming this thread?

I want my toe fixed!

Patience my son. I'll need to eat more scrolls and pizza pockets before I can perform another miracle it took all that I had to change my avatar.

Boy! I'll tell ya it's hard being omnipotent!

Where has he gone? Oh wait.....don't tell me

TOILET BREAK!

reply to post by InvisibleAlbatross


that would be his throne

he went as soona s i gave him a U2U like usual hoaxers

reply to post by ben91069


do you know a skinny reddish brown haired programmer who works or used to work the market/trading industry?

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reply to post by SLAYER69


Don't play with me, Slayer.....

Can you really fix my toe?

It's been aching for 10 years.

It all started in a high-speed go kart incident when I was wearing cheap shoes.

You see, I left my proper shoes at home because things were hectic.

This was because the kids were little.....they were playing up that day.

That made me late for the plane....

The plane looked a lot like this one......

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/a55efa22fd30.jpg[/atsimg]

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Originally posted by Beauty_HairyBeast
Where has he gone? Oh wait.....don't tell me

TOILET BREAK!

Naw, to bed. The Son of God has a cerfew, I guess.

10pm, it's lights out!

That is such a lie I have no children let alone a second one.

1). Posting: You will not post any material that is knowingly false, misleading, or inaccurate.

Please get off of ATS.

Oh mah second son of god ... we iz in teh BTS!!!

That's second son of dog territory!!!

reply to post by Maybe...maybe not


It was funnier when I had his avatar on.


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reply to post by schrodingers dog


I always get confused when they switch it like this! It's confusing I tell you, it makes me dizzy. How did I get here?....where's the door......?

Oh well. Might as well relax.

Originally posted by zaiger
That is such a lie I have no children let alone a second one.

1). Posting: You will not post any material that is knowingly false, misleading, or inaccurate.

Please get off of ATS.

I just realised what you wrote.

That's pretty funny!!

Originally posted by ben91069

Originally posted by LadySkadi

I am the second son of God who finishes the work of the first son and brings redemption to all who come to the truth of God.

Where's the first?

The firstborn has been written of as Jesus, the son who is crucified in the flesh. He is the one who saves the flesh and to him he has received his reward in heaven. However, the soul is what is saved at the end so that all can be reborn into the flesh, for all have been fallen angels.

Jesus is the firstborn, and the left hand of the body of Christ. I am Benjamin the son of the right hand. I am the one foretold who comes to reveal everything.

Over in BTS, you wrote that Jesus was Satan.

You should get your story straight before you make too many posts.

reply to post by ladyinwaiting


I'm just wondering what piece to reveal next.

Perhaps a bit of liver.....

reply to post by SLAYER69


Well since none of this is going according to scripture. Most likely we crucify you too.


Slayer

It's an exclusive club. You have to know people who know stuff.

lol
You mean like Mr. Kite?

reply to post by satanictemple


Can you fix my toe?