Men owe women for 'creating beer'

And i always wondered why i loved women...

guess this solves the mystery!

Of course they made beer! They needed it to seduce men!

reply to post by ugie1028


I think we may have some other attributes aside from inventing brew wouldn't you say.

reply to post by NightoftheComet


That supports the man made beer hypothesis. Men invented beer to seduce woman.


As one comic said, a guy has to be charming, charismatic, have nice clothes to be a stud. In order to be a slut, a woman just has to be there.

Don't try to sell men short. We invented lots of things....

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Such as giving orders.

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besides hips, lips, and legs...

I don't know...

[edit on 4/3/2010 by ugie1028]

Sex sales beer. Ridiculous !



Heineken commercial. Walk in closet.


Heineken commercial. Walk in fridge.


Bavaria commercial. Spoofs Heineken



Enjoy !

reply to post by Aquarius1


Females Rock!

For various reasons.

I love females.

Women may very well have invented beer, and to you I say "bravo"

But it was man who perfected beer.

Guinness. Nuff said.

Yet another thing to stare at admiration at women for.

But a man created the first tampon.

We are in this together so you scratch my back and I scratch yours

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jumpingbeabz

and who invented nukes!! women aren't to blame for terror by beer lol

Oppenheimer - honey my head is pounding I need to solved this formula the deadline is so close there a war going on you know ! and i need to get this solved to finished it im so tensed i need to loosen up a bit honey can you give me a Beer and can you call Seth on the phone and tell him to come here he said something about an Orange tell him to bring some vodka

Late one night, while eating an orange and talking to another scientist, Seth Neddermeyer (a scientist) thought of an idea called implosion. He got the idea from the orange he was eating. This was probably the one idea that the atomic bomb is centered around. Without implosion, the atomic bomb could not be created. When he squeezed the orange, juice squirted out or an outwards explosion. If you can reverse this process, then the explosion goes in creating a even bigger force.

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[edit on 4-4-2010 by Wolfenz]

Now i know why i love drinking to much. Ty to women

Should it be true then good for women, but that still does not solve the question of who milked the first cow O.o

Women may have made beer first, but I bet that men told them to do it...

*Mysogynistic joke*

*Something about eating meat and potatoes*

*Laughter emoticon*

*Feelings of insecurity*

Originally posted by Aquarius1
reply to post by ugie1028

 

I think we may have some other attributes aside from inventing brew wouldn't you say.

Gonna need some pics of said "attributes".

mmmmmmm beer;
mmmmmmm women lol

women owe us for hunting game and keeping them alive. lets call it even?

i hate you all what a bunch of punanniya oh my god you are such a bunch of you no women did not wow oh my male god oh wow i love beer not a bunch of oh wow no wonder this country is going to you know where really i mean really oh f it was made i know its going to suck but the iranians made it and no not women and wow you all need a gf for cryin out loud it was for work you know that thing you do when you leave the house and earn your keep you lazy fat believing women make beer fffffff

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Isn't there also a saying about when God made man? He made a rough draft before he got to the final masterpiece...us women.