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Men owe women for 'creating beer'

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posted on Apr, 3 2010 @ 10:08 PM
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And i always wondered why i loved women...

guess this solves the mystery!




posted on Apr, 3 2010 @ 10:10 PM
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Of course they made beer! They needed it to seduce men!



posted on Apr, 3 2010 @ 10:10 PM
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reply to post by ugie1028
 


I think we may have some other attributes aside from inventing brew wouldn't you say.



posted on Apr, 3 2010 @ 10:13 PM
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reply to post by NightoftheComet
 


That supports the man made beer hypothesis. Men invented beer to seduce woman.


As one comic said, a guy has to be charming, charismatic, have nice clothes to be a stud. In order to be a slut, a woman just has to be there.



posted on Apr, 3 2010 @ 10:21 PM
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Don't try to sell men short. We invented lots of things....



Such as giving orders.

— Doc Velocity



posted on Apr, 3 2010 @ 10:29 PM
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reply to post by Aquarius1
 


besides hips, lips, and legs...

I don't know...

[edit on 4/3/2010 by ugie1028]



posted on Apr, 3 2010 @ 10:32 PM
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Sex sales beer. Ridiculous !



Heineken commercial. Walk in closet.


Heineken commercial. Walk in fridge.


Bavaria commercial. Spoofs Heineken



Enjoy !



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 12:16 AM
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reply to post by Aquarius1
 


Females Rock!

For various reasons.

I love females.



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 01:31 AM
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Women may very well have invented beer, and to you I say "bravo"

But it was man who perfected beer.

Guinness. Nuff said.



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 02:13 AM
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Yet another thing to stare at admiration at women for.

But a man created the first tampon.

We are in this together so you scratch my back and I scratch yours



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 02:15 AM
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jumpingbeabz



and who invented nukes!! women aren't to blame for terror by beer lol


Oppenheimer - honey my head is pounding I need to solved this formula the deadline is so close there a war going on you know ! and i need to get this solved to finished it im so tensed i need to loosen up a bit honey can you give me a Beer and can you call Seth on the phone and tell him to come here he said something about an Orange tell him to bring some vodka





Late one night, while eating an orange and talking to another scientist, Seth Neddermeyer (a scientist) thought of an idea called implosion. He got the idea from the orange he was eating. This was probably the one idea that the atomic bomb is centered around. Without implosion, the atomic bomb could not be created. When he squeezed the orange, juice squirted out or an outwards explosion. If you can reverse this process, then the explosion goes in creating a even bigger force.


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[edit on 4-4-2010 by Wolfenz]



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 02:19 AM
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Now i know why i love drinking to much. Ty to women



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 03:21 AM
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Should it be true then good for women, but that still does not solve the question of who milked the first cow O.o



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 04:24 AM
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Women may have made beer first, but I bet that men told them to do it...



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 06:24 AM
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*Mysogynistic joke*

*Something about eating meat and potatoes*

*Laughter emoticon*

*Feelings of insecurity*



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 06:29 AM
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Originally posted by Aquarius1
reply to post by ugie1028
 


I think we may have some other attributes aside from inventing brew wouldn't you say.


Gonna need some pics of said "attributes".



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 06:52 AM
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mmmmmmm beer;
mmmmmmm women lol



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 07:52 AM
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women owe us for hunting game and keeping them alive. lets call it even?



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 08:03 AM
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i hate you all what a bunch of punanniya oh my god you are such a bunch of you no women did not wow oh my male god oh wow i love beer not a bunch of oh wow no wonder this country is going to you know where really i mean really oh f it was made i know its going to suck but the iranians made it and no not women and wow you all need a gf for cryin out loud it was for work you know that thing you do when you leave the house and earn your keep you lazy fat believing women make beer fffffff



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 08:06 AM
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Isn't there also a saying about when God made man? He made a rough draft before he got to the final masterpiece...us women.





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