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'Did I ever tell you, old boy,' he said, chuckling round the stem of his pipe, 'about the time when those two nippers of mine set fire to the old market-woman's skirt because they saw her wrapping up sausages in a poster of B.B.? Sneaked up behind her and set fire to it with a box of matches. Burned her quite badly, I believe. Little beggars, eh? But keen as mustard! That's a first-rate training they give them in the Spies nowadays -- better than in my day, even. What d'you think's the latest thing they've served them out with? Ear trumpets for listening through keyholes! My little girl brought one home the other night -- tried it out on our sitting-room door, and reckoned she could hear twice as much as with her ear to the hole. Of course it's only a toy, mind you. Still, gives 'em the right idea, eh?'
Wow, that describes me to a "T".
Originally posted by Absence of Self
As such I(7) am proud to present to you the all new poster campaign.
Each helpfully illustrating the INDIVIDUAL THINGS YOU SHOULD SEE AS A GOOD REASON TO REPORT SOMEONE (TO SMERSH) FOR!
3. Mobile Phones! I kid ye not!
4. Delivery Guys!
7. Credit Cards.
9. Suitcases. (9)(even worse when seen with passports presumably)
10. Locks. (10)
Originally posted by skeptic_al
The nerve of those people using cash to buy everyday items.
They should be using credit cards like everybody else.
There's no money in cash, If everybody started paying cash for everything
who knows where this will end. Stop the Madness Now.