Originally posted by Pisky
KayEm is sitting here telling me that I need to tell you that the only reason she has been so belligerant is that she's been at the drink herself -
which I can vouch for, having done the same.
Message from KayEm: Peace ATS-Sister. No offence meant.
As for me - need more drink !
How did Homer Simpson say it??
Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
peace ats sister!! Enjoy your drinky drinkies... I'm hitting the hay... This old broad has become a tired bitch... woah, would ya listen to that
Let me rephrase... This hot mamma needs to hit the sheets to catch up on her beauty sleep...
Ok you two.. Be good!! Have fun, enjoy your drinks... And we'll debate about yuppies ect later. TL
Some famous beer quotes since you probably have a buzz and will find these funny:
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Stephen Wright
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but
at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa
He was a wise man who invented beer. Plato
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. W.C. Fields
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? W.C. Fields
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. Anonymous
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. Tom Waits
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. Homer Simpson