Ok.

I have to admit, this was just a really funny thread.

Maybe it wasn't meant to be, but hey, I gots to calls this ones likes I sees it. Very
nice.
You know though, it's not fair to combine ALL of the doomsday events. You have to pick one or two and focus on those.
Let's take the big waves......surfers, duh. Like Patrick Swayze in that movie about the dead presidents. The REAL big Kahuna will be reincarnated.
Giant Eathquakes?....rescue dogs. That was a no brainer.
NWO? .....miLItias, baby! well....and 'freedom fighter resistance underground', lots of food and guns.
Now, the angel thing would be pretty cool, unless they are the evil angels. I hear those guys are something else. Beautiful, but deadly.
So, if we can get a nice angel who belongs to a militia, surfs and owns a rescue dog, we're in like Flynn.
But seriously, we're so boned.